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PSA: If you want me to come off plane I'm going throw an even bigger wake
Posted on 3/20/21 at 6:33 am
Posted on 3/20/21 at 6:33 am
Sorry you're already loaded to the gunwale with you and your two obese cousins in your 10' jonboat.
Why do people not understand this???
Why do people not understand this???
Posted on 3/20/21 at 6:35 am to Strannix
I'd lot rather a bass boat fly by me than spit and sputter
Posted on 3/20/21 at 6:38 am to The Torch
Guy was about to sink as it was, shite is infuriating
Posted on 3/20/21 at 6:47 am to Strannix
When I’m in my kayak I wave everyone by to stay on plane. shite n git. Don’t slow down.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 6:52 am to Strannix
I learned this before I was a pre-teen. Some (most?) people are dumb.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 7:24 am to RoyalWe
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learned this before I was a pre-teen. Some (most?) people are dumb.
At least three already on this board
Posted on 3/20/21 at 7:31 am to Strannix
I usually speed up right before I get to them. I have had so many people slow down in that perfect spot right before me where I get the biggest wake they can make ! Never fails
Edit: if in a tight area I will slow down far enough ahead of time to not hit them with my wake from coming off a plane.
Edit: if in a tight area I will slow down far enough ahead of time to not hit them with my wake from coming off a plane.
This post was edited on 3/20/21 at 7:47 am
Posted on 3/20/21 at 7:32 am to Strannix
Did you see that video yesterday of the guy beaching his glitter boat at 60mph? That's why I dont want people blowing by me. I dont care about the wake.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 7:41 am to Strannix
I was on a ski on grand river running too fast. 65-75mph. But in center and alternating to my side for large curves. Throwing effectively zero wake.
Guy rounds curve in a big arse center console also going too fast...panics and proceeds to cut throttle entirely.
First wave I hit was a good 3ft high
I squared up before impact and just kept it pinned.
I was pissing myself but I'm sure I looked like a badass.
I wasn't even rocking pirogue guys fishing in the narrow bayou on the way back to the house. I can only imagine what this guy did to them and the kayaks.
Guy rounds curve in a big arse center console also going too fast...panics and proceeds to cut throttle entirely.
First wave I hit was a good 3ft high
I squared up before impact and just kept it pinned.
I was pissing myself but I'm sure I looked like a badass.
I wasn't even rocking pirogue guys fishing in the narrow bayou on the way back to the house. I can only imagine what this guy did to them and the kayaks.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 7:45 am to Strannix
People are dumb.
More at 10
More at 10
Posted on 3/20/21 at 7:48 am to Strannix
You are responsible for your wake.
I don’t know what the gray area is though, marked chanels? The same crew boat throwing a massive wake on the river will go dead slow as it passes someone in the marsh.
I don’t know what the gray area is though, marked chanels? The same crew boat throwing a massive wake on the river will go dead slow as it passes someone in the marsh.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 8:29 am to DownSouthJukin
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Wide berth. Stay on plane.
Not possible in a channel cut through woods
This post was edited on 3/20/21 at 8:30 am
Posted on 3/20/21 at 8:31 am to Strannix
If I’m in a narrow bayou I come off plane. Large canal or in a big lake I keep the hammer down which still pisses people off. I get middle fingers when I don’t come off plane. Guess it’s because I have a glitter boat.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 8:38 am to NewIberiaHaircut
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If I’m in a narrow bayou I come off plane
Why? You're creating a larger wake and taking much longer to pass.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 8:51 am to Strannix
Cause I ain’t trying to fight at the ramp baw. And if I’m in a narrow bayou I’m not going that fast so I am throwing a decent wake. If I’m going 30mph my wake is larger than when I’m going 45+mph. If I see the boat too late I’ll stay on plane but I usually slow down early enough to not throw a wake at them.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 8:53 am to Strannix
So you don't kill somebody.
If you're one of those fricks that blasts down narrow bayous with boats in it than frick you. That shite is dangerous as hell. If you can't get wide slow the frick down.
If you're one of those fricks that blasts down narrow bayous with boats in it than frick you. That shite is dangerous as hell. If you can't get wide slow the frick down.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 8:57 am to Strannix
So, you’re the dumbass who comes off plane but leaves his bow up?
Posted on 3/20/21 at 8:58 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
There’s two parts to this problem IMO
1) people who don’t understand they need to stay on plane
2) people who don’t understand that the boat passing them should stay on plane, so they scream for people to slow down
When I’m in my kayak, I try to signal guys to keep going but most of the time they think I’m bitching to slow down. We need a universal hand signal.
1) people who don’t understand they need to stay on plane
2) people who don’t understand that the boat passing them should stay on plane, so they scream for people to slow down
When I’m in my kayak, I try to signal guys to keep going but most of the time they think I’m bitching to slow down. We need a universal hand signal.
This post was edited on 3/20/21 at 9:01 am
Posted on 3/20/21 at 9:19 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
So you don't kill somebody.
If you're one of those fricks that blasts down narrow bayous with boats in it than frick you. That shite is dangerous as hell. If you can't get wide slow the frick down.
I'm talking about going less than 20MPH MF, my glitter boat will stay on plane at that, yet some inbred IN the channel still throws their hands up. If they wanna check my knuckles not a problem.
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