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re: Outdoor Board Confessions
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:50 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:50 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:51 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Walked off the boat dock at old river.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:53 pm to CBDTigerFan
It was her favorite spot, and being outdoors made her very amorous. Great lady for 2 of the 3 years we saw each other.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:36 pm to Broke
Only band on my lanyard is from the Christian Waterfowler's Association that they give to each memeber. My daughter has the same band on her lanyard. You have to look close to tell though, so I just never let folks get a good look
Yes I am a certified duck killer

Yes I am a certified duck killer
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:53 pm to Broke
I ran out of gas in my boat twice in one day.
Fuel gauge didn't work
but I knew that.
Fuel gauge didn't work
but I knew that.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:21 pm to W
- launched the boat with out the plug
- had a snake fall on the front deck of the boat and i almost knocked my brother-in-law out of the boat and i ended up standing on the motor till it went off into the water
-Dropped my pants in the woods after hurricane Katrina to take a dump, snake comes over the log next to me, had no idea I could run that fast with my pants around my ankles
- went to step in the boat at Sanddollar marina, Boat moved and i went face first into the water. Must have been 20 people on the dock watching. Got out and grabbed another beer.
- had a snake fall on the front deck of the boat and i almost knocked my brother-in-law out of the boat and i ended up standing on the motor till it went off into the water
-Dropped my pants in the woods after hurricane Katrina to take a dump, snake comes over the log next to me, had no idea I could run that fast with my pants around my ankles
- went to step in the boat at Sanddollar marina, Boat moved and i went face first into the water. Must have been 20 people on the dock watching. Got out and grabbed another beer.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:42 pm to SpeckHunter
Ran out of oil in my boat - check. And I do it for a living
Had sex in a deer stand - check
Dropped my bag of fish walking off the boat to weigh them in - check.
Never been turkey hunting but have killed two turkeys - check
Had sex in a deer stand - check
Dropped my bag of fish walking off the boat to weigh them in - check.
Never been turkey hunting but have killed two turkeys - check
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:34 pm to LanierSpots
I used to wear union suits for cold weather. They don't tend to cooperate with the whiskey shites in the woods after a long night of poker at the camp.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:36 pm to LanierSpots
Boat with no plug- check
Sex in boat and duck blund- check
Shot 2 boxes of ahells to kill 5 doves- hate them shifty bastards
Worked one weeknd, after getting home tild the wife i had to run an errand, 2 hours later i backed in with new gatortail... She was less than thrilled
Most recently, tild her we needed to save money, one day later came home with new sig 1911
Sex in boat and duck blund- check
Shot 2 boxes of ahells to kill 5 doves- hate them shifty bastards
Worked one weeknd, after getting home tild the wife i had to run an errand, 2 hours later i backed in with new gatortail... She was less than thrilled
Most recently, tild her we needed to save money, one day later came home with new sig 1911
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:38 pm to Bullredbf
quote:
tild the wife i had to run an errand, 2 hours later i backed in with new gatortail...
Like a boss
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:39 pm to wiltznucs
Missed 2 Pope and Youngs inside of 10 yards that never knew I was there.
Moral of the story... inside of ten yards at a steep angle use your 50 yard pin....trust me on this.
Moral of the story... inside of ten yards at a steep angle use your 50 yard pin....trust me on this.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 12:45 am to AUTimbo
I've never actually killed a bobcat
I've whiffed on two banded ducks that my hunting partner brought down. Never brought in my own band
I accidentally laughed at one of Chad's jokes
I've whiffed on two banded ducks that my hunting partner brought down. Never brought in my own band
I accidentally laughed at one of Chad's jokes
Posted on 3/21/13 at 1:17 am to Broke
The first time I tried to shite in the woods on a Cub Scout campout I was unsuccessful and had to have a change of clothes brought from home. 
Posted on 3/21/13 at 1:20 am to Jim Rockford
I cheated on my first cub scout hike near Plain Dealing and caught a ride with a passing motorist. They were a bit suspicious at the incredible time I covered that 5 miles.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 2:09 am to xenon16
quote:
I accidentally laughed at one of Chad's jokes
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:18 am to Pintail
quote:
Posted by Pintail
I missed my last 2 shots at a deer..
Yep. Me too. Shitty way to end a season
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:02 am to Broke
Deer stand porn and self-pleasure...

Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:06 am to Labsolut
I cannot take apart my Ruger MKIII and put it back together. I've even sent it back to Ruger thinking I broke it and they sent it back with a note saying I put it back together wrong.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:11 am to PSU2LSU
I have simultaneously busted my chin open and racked my nuts on a boat. Was going to step out to tie off, driver decided to swing the bow out. Tip of my toes caught the dock and slipped off, one leg in boat and one out, and landed directly on my chin on the dock.
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