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Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by CBDTigerFan
Member since Mar 2009
2214 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by Dooshay
CEBA
Member since Jun 2011
29879 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:51 pm to
Walked off the boat dock at old river.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298305 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 5:53 pm to
It was her favorite spot, and being outdoors made her very amorous. Great lady for 2 of the 3 years we saw each other.
Posted by lv2bowhntAU
God's Country,a.k.a N. Alabama
Member since Jan 2011
3363 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:36 pm to
Only band on my lanyard is from the Christian Waterfowler's Association that they give to each memeber. My daughter has the same band on her lanyard. You have to look close to tell though, so I just never let folks get a good look
Yes I am a certified duck killer
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:53 pm to
I ran out of gas in my boat twice in one day.


Fuel gauge didn't work
but I knew that.
Posted by SpeckHunter
Denham Springs
Member since Sep 2012
853 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:21 pm to
- launched the boat with out the plug
- had a snake fall on the front deck of the boat and i almost knocked my brother-in-law out of the boat and i ended up standing on the motor till it went off into the water
-Dropped my pants in the woods after hurricane Katrina to take a dump, snake comes over the log next to me, had no idea I could run that fast with my pants around my ankles
- went to step in the boat at Sanddollar marina, Boat moved and i went face first into the water. Must have been 20 people on the dock watching. Got out and grabbed another beer.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71001 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:42 pm to
Ran out of oil in my boat - check. And I do it for a living

Had sex in a deer stand - check

Dropped my bag of fish walking off the boat to weigh them in - check.

Never been turkey hunting but have killed two turkeys - check

Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5357 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:34 pm to
I used to wear union suits for cold weather. They don't tend to cooperate with the whiskey shites in the woods after a long night of poker at the camp.
Posted by Bullredbf
thibodaux
Member since Feb 2013
901 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:36 pm to
Boat with no plug- check
Sex in boat and duck blund- check
Shot 2 boxes of ahells to kill 5 doves- hate them shifty bastards
Worked one weeknd, after getting home tild the wife i had to run an errand, 2 hours later i backed in with new gatortail... She was less than thrilled
Most recently, tild her we needed to save money, one day later came home with new sig 1911
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22802 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

tild the wife i had to run an errand, 2 hours later i backed in with new gatortail...

Like a boss
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3308 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 9:39 pm to
Missed 2 Pope and Youngs inside of 10 yards that never knew I was there.

Moral of the story... inside of ten yards at a steep angle use your 50 yard pin....trust me on this.
Posted by xenon16
Metry Brah
Member since Sep 2008
3612 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 12:45 am to
I've never actually killed a bobcat

I've whiffed on two banded ducks that my hunting partner brought down. Never brought in my own band

I accidentally laughed at one of Chad's jokes
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105170 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 1:17 am to
The first time I tried to shite in the woods on a Cub Scout campout I was unsuccessful and had to have a change of clothes brought from home.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298305 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 1:20 am to
I cheated on my first cub scout hike near Plain Dealing and caught a ride with a passing motorist. They were a bit suspicious at the incredible time I covered that 5 miles.
Posted by carrotsticktiger
Mandeville, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2012
2037 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 2:09 am to
quote:

I accidentally laughed at one of Chad's jokes

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85476 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 3:18 am to
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Posted by Pintail
I missed my last 2 shots at a deer..




Yep. Me too. Shitty way to end a season
Posted by Labsolut
Wilmington, NC
Member since Aug 2009
357 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:02 am to
Deer stand porn and self-pleasure...

Posted by PSU2LSU
Oxford MS
Member since Apr 2011
3221 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:06 am to
I cannot take apart my Ruger MKIII and put it back together. I've even sent it back to Ruger thinking I broke it and they sent it back with a note saying I put it back together wrong.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36745 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:11 am to
I have simultaneously busted my chin open and racked my nuts on a boat. Was going to step out to tie off, driver decided to swing the bow out. Tip of my toes caught the dock and slipped off, one leg in boat and one out, and landed directly on my chin on the dock.
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