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Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:57 pm to Josephl78
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I have punched a horse in the face
Hasn't everyone?
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:58 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Also, I can not kill doves to save my life. Out of a box of shells...I might get 5 on a good day. I'm just out there to drink and bullshite
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:02 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Sounds like me, you, lynyrd, and Nodust have.
Mine was prone to laying down in water we crossed while I was on her back. It was usually manageable. That one time It wasn't and it was cold and early in the hog hunt. She got a right hook to the jaw and she just looked at me.
I climbed back on and we pressed on through the Mississippi River bottoms after the elusive wild hog.
I don't blame her for being ornery. I wouldn't want to carry my 6'4" 250 arse around either.
Mine was prone to laying down in water we crossed while I was on her back. It was usually manageable. That one time It wasn't and it was cold and early in the hog hunt. She got a right hook to the jaw and she just looked at me.
I climbed back on and we pressed on through the Mississippi River bottoms after the elusive wild hog.
I don't blame her for being ornery. I wouldn't want to carry my 6'4" 250 arse around either.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:03 pm to Lynyrd
quote:
I'm just out there to drink and bullshite
I thought that was the purpose of dove hunting?
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:05 pm to carrotsticktiger
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I've never shot a real gun.
You serious Clark?
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:05 pm to El Josey Wales
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Sounds like me, you, lynyrd, and Nodust have
Wife's uncle and grandpa raise quarter horses. Was showing some friends one day and was petting one on top the nose. All of the sudden he tried to take my damn thumb off. Moral of the story - the jaw is the sweet spot on a person, not so much on a horse.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:09 pm to El Josey Wales
quote:
I thought that was the purpose of dove hunting?
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:11 pm to carrotsticktiger
If we ever meet for a yak trip we are gonna fix that.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:11 pm to El Josey Wales
That's fine with me
Never really had time to go hunting between travel sports every weekend and on my off weekends i'd be going fishing so never got into hunting
Never really had time to go hunting between travel sports every weekend and on my off weekends i'd be going fishing so never got into hunting
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:17 pm to Broke
I put way too many 11.9999 inch trout in the box.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:18 pm to Lynyrd
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Same thing here. Damn old bastard looked at me then my foot and then intentionally stepped on it. At least it seemed that way to me at the time. I was pissed.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:21 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
Hasn't everyone?
I have, right after it bit my shoulder. Thought I broke my damn hand and the horse actually dropped on it's front knees after the hit. That damn horse woulndn't come near me after that.
Shot my own toe with BB gun point blank on dare once.
grabbed a piece of chain from a fire with my bare hand 30 seconds after it stopped glowing.
Pulled braided line to the bone on my finger once trying to get a snag loose.
Fished a lot of places illegally when I was in H.S. and even kept some of the those tasty (likely polluted) fish.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:24 pm to Bleeding purple
I used to tell my father that I was going fishing when I would use his bass boat. I was really filling it with girls and beer and riding around all day...skiing and tubing.
I never came home with any fish. He thought I was the worst fisherman ever....
I never came home with any fish. He thought I was the worst fisherman ever....
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:25 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
Hasn't everyone?
I have and immediately thought I broke my hand afterwards. It hurt myself more than that damn horse.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:26 pm to JAB528
quote:
It hurt myself more than that damn horse.
This seems to be the consensus.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:28 pm to El Josey Wales
My hand hurt for like a month afterwards. My dad damn near fell to the ground he was laughin so hard.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:32 pm to The Last Coco
quote:
- Of my 5 brothers, I'm only the 2nd best shot
of my 5 brothers, i am apparently the best shot, because i'm definitely not behind this sorry-shooting son of a bitch.
real confessions:
-i have run my boat out of gas... just as i was passing a game warden boat
-i have knocked the motor off my boat to the bottom of bayou pigeon
-in the last two years i bow hunted 30 times, and saw deer on exactly one hunt
-i have a scar on my forehead from the scope on my brother's 7-mag
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