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re: Outdoor Board Confessions

Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Josephl78
Ponchatoula
Member since Oct 2010
878 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:57 pm to
Yeah it is. A few times, friends were supposed to meet me so I could call for them, but got too drunk to make it. It's an hour and a half drive, so I made the most of it.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36745 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

I have punched a horse in the face


Hasn't everyone?
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13332 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:58 pm to
Also, I can not kill doves to save my life. Out of a box of shells...I might get 5 on a good day. I'm just out there to drink and bullshite
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:02 pm to
Sounds like me, you, lynyrd, and Nodust have.

Mine was prone to laying down in water we crossed while I was on her back. It was usually manageable. That one time It wasn't and it was cold and early in the hog hunt. She got a right hook to the jaw and she just looked at me.

I climbed back on and we pressed on through the Mississippi River bottoms after the elusive wild hog.

I don't blame her for being ornery. I wouldn't want to carry my 6'4" 250 arse around either.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

I'm just out there to drink and bullshite


I thought that was the purpose of dove hunting?
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

I've never shot a real gun.


You serious Clark?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36745 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Sounds like me, you, lynyrd, and Nodust have


Wife's uncle and grandpa raise quarter horses. Was showing some friends one day and was petting one on top the nose. All of the sudden he tried to take my damn thumb off. Moral of the story - the jaw is the sweet spot on a person, not so much on a horse.
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13332 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I thought that was the purpose of dove hunting?

Posted by carrotsticktiger
Mandeville, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2012
2037 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:10 pm to
yes, unfortunately
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:11 pm to
If we ever meet for a yak trip we are gonna fix that.
Posted by carrotsticktiger
Mandeville, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2012
2037 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:11 pm to
That's fine with me
Never really had time to go hunting between travel sports every weekend and on my off weekends i'd be going fishing so never got into hunting
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61757 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by TigerTitleHunter
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2008
507 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:17 pm to
I put way too many 11.9999 inch trout in the box.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 4:19 pm
Posted by MThawg
south
Member since May 2011
4458 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Same thing here. Damn old bastard looked at me then my foot and then intentionally stepped on it. At least it seemed that way to me at the time. I was pissed.


Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25348 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Hasn't everyone?


I have, right after it bit my shoulder. Thought I broke my damn hand and the horse actually dropped on it's front knees after the hit. That damn horse woulndn't come near me after that.



Shot my own toe with BB gun point blank on dare once.

grabbed a piece of chain from a fire with my bare hand 30 seconds after it stopped glowing.

Pulled braided line to the bone on my finger once trying to get a snag loose.

Fished a lot of places illegally when I was in H.S. and even kept some of the those tasty (likely polluted) fish.

This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 4:26 pm
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8994 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:24 pm to
I used to tell my father that I was going fishing when I would use his bass boat. I was really filling it with girls and beer and riding around all day...skiing and tubing.

I never came home with any fish. He thought I was the worst fisherman ever....
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Hasn't everyone?


I have and immediately thought I broke my hand afterwards. It hurt myself more than that damn horse.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

It hurt myself more than that damn horse.


This seems to be the consensus.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:28 pm to
My hand hurt for like a month afterwards. My dad damn near fell to the ground he was laughin so hard.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5327 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

- Of my 5 brothers, I'm only the 2nd best shot


of my 5 brothers, i am apparently the best shot, because i'm definitely not behind this sorry-shooting son of a bitch.

real confessions:
-i have run my boat out of gas... just as i was passing a game warden boat
-i have knocked the motor off my boat to the bottom of bayou pigeon
-in the last two years i bow hunted 30 times, and saw deer on exactly one hunt
-i have a scar on my forehead from the scope on my brother's 7-mag
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