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re: Most backwoods, or outlaw parish and town you have ever been in LA? Link on pg.4

Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:31 am to
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:31 am to
There really aren't that many people in Sun. I only knew one person


Eta: I used to know this guy in Madisonville that dropped out of school in 5th grade. Couldn't read or anything. He quickly left the state.

He got drunk on the river with my buddy one night. Sheriff's showed up, and since he was wanted already, he threw my buddy off of the boat and took off. Sheriff's got LDWF in for backup chasing him into the rice fields. He ended up running into the sheriff boat and sinking it. He started shooting at the LDWF guys, and of course they shot back. He ran into their boat and knocked the two guys off. Proceeded to commandeer the LDWF boat and took it further back into the marsh. Ditched the boat and hid in the marsh for 3 days until he came out by Guste Island Rd by my buddy's house(the original boat owner). Stole a car from Ponchatoula and went I have no idea where. We checked everything out after he came back and told us, and he was not lying.

Also saw him try and grab an alligator once only to get his hand bitten clean through by two teeth. You could literally see through his hand. He wrapped a shirt around it and kept drinking beer with us for the rest of the night. The next morning, he put tape on the top of his hand and filled the holes up with super glue. I don't know what happened with it, but the next time I saw him it was rank as all hell. That night he had the little run in with the boats
This post was edited on 10/25/13 at 11:47 am
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:31 am to
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I bet all but one person in these two stories combined had the last name "Johnson".


truth

I dated a girl from Pitkin once. There was an incident with a pool stick.
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:34 am to
In that direction, it's the Strothers you have to worry about.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:35 am to
the Strothers are more Glenmora, right?

<---dated a Strothers as well
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:36 am to
They cover the whole area.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:38 am to
Pitkin - Johnson
Glenmora - Strothers
Forest Hill - Broussard
Hineston - Holt
Hicks - ...?
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:39 am to
How old are you hammertime? We have to know each other.
Posted by 34venture
Buffer Zone
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:42 am to
Raccourci is in point coupee parish.

Eta:

I'm wrong and have been my whole life. Grew up hunting it and never knew any better till my dad just called me a dumbass.
This post was edited on 10/25/13 at 11:50 am
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:48 am to
29 and gonna be 30 in March. Graduated in 02
Posted by TigerBait413
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:48 am to
quote:

I bet all but one person in these two stories combined had the last name "Johnson".

Very true I unfortunately have kinfolks that live in Pitkin and they are all crazy out there. Everytime I went out there something crazy happened.
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:52 am to
quote:

I'm wrong and have been my whole life.
Me too. It's in WF?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:52 am to
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Old River, or Raccourci Old River, is a 12-mile (19 km) long ox-bow lake located in northern Pointe Coupee Parish and western West Feliciana Parish in Louisiana, USA. It encompassess approximately 4,000 acres (16 km2). [1]


And West Feliciana



Another link

W.F Tax accessor map

Edit: Just saw your edit. I love getting cases over there. Its like going on a mini vacation
This post was edited on 10/25/13 at 11:54 am
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Forest Hill - Broussard
Interesting. Had no idea. I would have thought all of south west Rapides and most of Allen were 90% Strother.
Posted by Crawdaddy
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Eta: on the west side of I-55 along the LA/MS border has some neat places to visit. Go to the bars anywhere and you'll find out about the people


Easlyville hwy441
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:58 am to
St. Helena and East Feliciana have some very unique people

I have been to many places where landowners wont kick squatters off of their land because they don't want to deal with the trouble
Posted by TigerBait413
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 11:58 am to
quote:

Forest Hill - Broussard

I figured it would have been Garcia or Gonzalez
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:00 pm to
Actually I was wrong about the area I was in. Its actually Turnbull Island. Which is W.Fel but borders Concordia and Avoyelles
Posted by GREENHEAD22
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:00 pm to
Madisonville always seems to have the one or two complete clusters. I know a fella very similar to the guy you are describing. Did he have a nickname?
Posted by mister_sportzz
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:03 pm to
I have literally been in the third world many times, but nothing compares to going to Zwolle.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 10/25/13 at 12:06 pm to
I think we just called him Pete. No idea if that was his real name or not. He was one of the dumbest people I have ever met. Not because of the shite he did, just because he was so damn stupid


I know some crazy people from Madisonville, and they didn't want to hang around him
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