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Posted on 10/21/10 at 6:09 pm
Posted by BankLSU
You cant be any geek off the street
Member since Nov 2005
779 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 6:09 pm
shite when you get on the stand???
Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11643 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 6:33 pm to
I just shite in my pants
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34731 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 6:35 pm to
I suppose this eliminates the need to use deer scent?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118234 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 6:35 pm to
Bucket with a lid and a roll of TP.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 6:45 pm to
I just shite over the edge of my climber and keep on hunting and hope for the best.
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10779 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 6:56 pm to
You don't have to shite very bad if you had time to post about it. When I have reached the point of having to drop one in the woods there isn't time for anything other than spraying.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87380 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 8:25 pm to
Be careful if wearing coveralls,

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Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20865 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 8:33 pm to
To me there is not much moresatifying than a monster smash in the woods.

I usually get down, deuce it up then get back in the stand. Hopefully you hunt the wind effectively.
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 8:39 pm to
My dad once had to go so bad he took his knife to his cloths and cut a hole to get his arse out.

Usually I just hold it until I get back to the camp. However, on the few times that I have had to go I just climb down find a nice little spot and drop it. Get back in and hope that I didn't make to much noise/the wind won't change.

Now of course make sure your weapon is with you...just in case.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87380 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 8:46 pm to
BTW, be really careful when walking the fringes of the Bayou Cocodrie parking lot at Brooke's Brake in Decemeber/January. Especially if you see a tan Silverado.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 5:24 am to
quote:

Any tips
you can get new socks, fairly cheap... But, back at camp, it's hard to get LaCrosse rubber boots off "sockless" feet.... Mucks are much easier...
Posted by tigertime84
CajunCountry
Member since Oct 2010
382 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 8:02 am to
Let er rip wipe with socks.
Posted by bendellee
Member since Aug 2006
2434 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 8:57 am to
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Let er rip wipe with socks.
My dad always grabbed a few pieces of a paper towel in the morning before he headed to the stand; he called them "toilet tickets."
Now that I'm older, and a habitual morning shitter, I don't leave the truck without a few tickets, just in case of an encore presentation.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 9:07 am to
Never was a big deal for us since we hunted the marsh. Just crawl down and hang it over the side of the boat and shite into the trenous.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38070 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 10:12 pm to
I got down a few years ago and shat squatting while holding a sappling. Low and behold, the sappling snapped and I fell into my shat, bare arse and all. I came back to the camp smelling worse than the guy that hadn't bathed in 12 days did that didn't make the morning hunt.

I will never leave the stand to shite after that episode.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63398 posts
Posted on 10/24/10 at 2:21 pm to
Get off...shite...get back on. Just that simple. Just be sure to pack a roll of terlet pepper in your day bag.
Posted by New Boy
Member since Aug 2009
908 posts
Posted on 10/25/10 at 1:32 am to
Bring a zip lock bag and shite in it. Then zip it up to keep the smell from spreading.
Posted by jamoore
B-Town
Member since Sep 2007
1989 posts
Posted on 10/25/10 at 11:25 am to
quote:

My dad once had to go so bad he took his knife to his cloths and cut a hole to get his arse out.


Funny shite right thar not pun intended.
Posted by LloydChristmas
in a van down by the river
Member since Nov 2009
2829 posts
Posted on 10/25/10 at 12:29 pm to
1 gallon zip lock and TP.....it WORKS
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10310 posts
Posted on 10/25/10 at 1:14 pm to
Zip-Loc and dispose of it under your buddy's stand
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