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re: Zendaya or Jenna Ortega - you can only choose one - NSFW

Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129923 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:01 pm to
Why does this thread make me feel like a creepy old man?


Y'all can have em. I'm out
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
493 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 1:35 am to
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Bout the same. Maybe if I knew how tall, or how smart, they were there would be separation.

Don't know much about Ortega, but Z seemed very smart in conversations with my daughter, who is extremely high IQ. I have personal photos of them together in their teens. Her parents were not so friendly, possibly because they ended up divorced and may have been having some battles going on about that time. Her dad looked like a black NFL linebacker and mom a tall, over 6 ft. blonde white woman. Z was 5'9" at 15, but I don't think she has grown much taller, if any.
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4920 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 2:04 am to
You are the alter of PhantomMenace.
This post was edited on 11/3/24 at 4:18 am
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9483 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 2:39 am to
Age check? Ortega.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70013 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 3:14 am to
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Age check? Ortega.
After an exhausting 3 seconds of typing “Jenna Ortega age” into the Google I find she was born on 27 September of 2002 making her presently 22 years of age.
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1664 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 5:28 am to
I'm good.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
17409 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 6:40 am to
I would prefer to have a conversation with both ladies before selecting which would be a better partner.

And I'm gonna need to see their asses.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3102 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 6:46 am to
I’ll take neither. Nice try honey.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20346 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 6:54 am to
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
493 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 7:34 am to
Nah, whoever that is. I have just a few ordinary snapshots.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
52907 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:36 am to
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Zendaya


Doesn't have a child's face
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79551 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:55 am to
Zendaya all day
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79551 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:55 am to
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They are kids. Sick fricks.


22 and 28 dumbass.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
57764 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:56 am to
Nah, I'm good thanks.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31764 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:11 am to
Jenna by far.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68367 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:42 am to
Ortega for me due to personality.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6333 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 10:00 am to
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They’re both built like kids.


Yeah they both look like kids to me. To quote Danny Glover, "I'm too old for this shite."
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25755 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 10:04 am to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68367 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 10:18 am to
I can recognize Zendaya as extremely attractive, but Ortega is more my type (weird short goth girl vs long tall exotic). Plus, I don’t want to fight Spiderman
This post was edited on 11/2/24 at 10:29 am
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14215 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 11:10 am to
Both could ride in the front seat that’s for sure.

I have a thing for Zendaya though. Smoking hot.
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