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You're stuck on an island with Lizzo...

Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
6674 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:09 pm
Happy or sad? Stay cool or you panick?

You wouldn't have to go hungry, should you decide to opt into cannabalism.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83401 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

You wouldn't have to go hungry, should you decide to opt into cannabalism.



Goes both ways, have you seen her, I'd be worried
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
4859 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:11 pm to
Easy: I’d use her as a life raft.



Edit: might have room for two on the raft.
This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 3:14 pm
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2793 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:11 pm to
Pray the sharks make quick work of me.
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1503 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:11 pm to
is this what you Lutcher guys fantasize about ?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Happy or sad? Stay cool or you panick?


Very happy actually:

Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13388 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101685 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:12 pm to
I’d cut her open and use her like a Tauntaun when the night got a little chilly.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11472 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:12 pm to
This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 3:13 pm
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:12 pm to
I swim to the island with Margo Robbie on it.
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3844 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:12 pm to
That bitch couldnt go 4 hours without food.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16759 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Lizzo dons skimpy bikini while on vacation in Mexico (photos)










This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 3:59 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136989 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:14 pm to
Not happy that I'd have to bang her, but I'd definitely end up doing it.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11256 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:14 pm to
We both die. The island sinks.
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5271 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:15 pm to
I'm talking to a volleyball and building a raft with sticks and VHS tape and GTFO that island asap.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99626 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

You wouldn't have to go hungry,






What good would all that fat do me?


Anyway, she'd eat me for a snack after 10 minutes.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
6674 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

is this what you Lutcher guys fantasize about ?


That...and other things.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16759 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

What good would all that fat do me?


You'd always be clean and warm....

quote:

Whaling largely targeted the collection of blubber: whalers rendered it into oil in try pots, or later, in vats on factory ships. The oil could serve in the manufacture of soap, leather, and cosmetics. Whale oil was used in candles as wax, and in oil lamps as fuel. A single blue whale can yield a blubber harvest of up to 50 tons
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:19 pm to
I would swim out until I was eaten by a shark before Lizzo could try and eat me.

Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
40532 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:20 pm to
She'll eat all the coconuts bruh.
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