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Your poop is probably full of plastic!
Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:42 pm
Plastic poop cant be good?
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The pilot study tested eight subjects from eight different countries: Austria, Italy, Finland, Japan, the Netherlands, Poland, Russia, and the UK. Each maintained a food diary the week before donating their stools, which they deposited in glass jars, wrapped in biohazard bags, and shipped in cardboard boxes marked "Biological Substance, Category B" to the Environment Agency Austria for analysis.
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Every participant's poop tested positive for plastics, from polyethylene (commonly found in plastic bags) to polypropylene (bottle caps) to polyvinyl chloride (the "PVC" in PVC pipe).
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Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:43 pm to fatboydave
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which they deposited in glass jars,
They made these poor sons of bitches squat over glass jars?
This post was edited on 10/22/18 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:45 pm to fatboydave
People really need to stop shoving plastic shite up their asses.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:46 pm to fatboydave
Well at least it appears the body is expelling it
Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:50 pm to fatboydave
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On average, the researchers turned up 20 particles of microplastic per quarter pound of poop.
Doesn't seem like full of plastic.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:57 pm to MoarKilometers
Who shits just a quarter pounder. I’m pretty sure I’m putting out at least 80 particles or micro plastic per sitting.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:12 pm to fatboydave
These guys took a George Carlin comedy bit (Plastic, a-hole!), and made a research paper out of it.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:21 pm to fatboydave
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:24 pm to fatboydave
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Austria, Italy, Finland, Japan, the Netherlands, Poland, Russia, and the UK.
My poop isn't plastic This post was edited on 10/22/18 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:41 pm to fatboydave
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donating their stools, which they deposited in glass jars
I saw this in the video 1 Man, 1 Jar.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 11:50 pm to fatboydave
I cringe when drinking from plastic bottles. Maybe I’m on to something
Posted on 10/22/18 at 11:54 pm to fatboydave
much better than pooping aluminum. That's what you really need to be worried about.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 11:57 pm to fatboydave
Mom bragging to her friends after church,
"Tommy is doing really well, working as a researcher now."
"That's nice, what kind of research does he do."
"Well, right now he is sifting through human poo under a microscope to see what kind of stuff is in it."
"Come on Helen, let's go."
"Tommy is doing really well, working as a researcher now."
"That's nice, what kind of research does he do."
"Well, right now he is sifting through human poo under a microscope to see what kind of stuff is in it."
"Come on Helen, let's go."
Posted on 10/23/18 at 2:27 am to fatboydave
It's full of something, I'll tell you. Having a rough time. Been here like an hour and I need to be up by 7:30
Posted on 10/23/18 at 2:32 am to OysterPoBoy
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They made these poor sons of bitches squat over glass jars?
I'm pretty sure the way it gets into the jar is optional. It would be pretty odd to send specific directions.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:27 am to CaptainBrannigan
You think they’re going to run a science experiment about contents in poop and not specify how they get their poop? I’d doubt it, but I am literally no scientist.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:28 am to CaptainBrannigan
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I'm pretty sure the way it gets into the jar is optional
Probably using plastic spoons.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:46 am to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:55 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:Actually kind of convient. Imagine you are in your cubicle and just stick that jar to your arse and pop'm out. Put lid on and go back to work.
They made these poor sons of bitches squat over glass jars?
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:56 am to fatboydave
Imagine the study done on US subjects, and how much plastic is in there? Wonder which nation has the most plastic shits?
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