re: Your one night story

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I spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana.

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congrats on the herpes

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she was just super skinny with no body or boobs and average attempt at looking nice at best.

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I couldn't keep it up for a bj.

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Don't feel bad...I don't think I could get an erection either if a guy was blowing me

so...you had your first one night stand and felt so cool you needed to tell someone....since you don't have any friends you thought..I bet TD would love this shite

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Hooked up with my best friend

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BEST.....ONE....NIGHT....EVER

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So we’re you pitcher or the catcher? Or did y’all take turns?

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This gif gets me every time

Quoting song lyrics

Caddy night. She takes me home to her house. We wake up and she says that I need to go soon bc her husband is on the way back from the LSU vs Auburn game. Brought me out of her neighborhood and that’s it haha. Called numbers down my phone until someone could pick me up from wherever i was

We were both visiting a college and she took me back to what she thought was her friends dorm and I gave her the old in out real savage like on the floor next to the dorm bed. Turns out it wasn’t her friend and she had taken us back to wrong room. Owner of room was drunk too I guess because he didn’t wake up until dawn at which point he promptly kicked us out.
She went into friends dorm and asked me to wait in the hall. As soon as door shut I bolted.

Very intoxicated sitting outside a bar with thoughts of getting a cab home but putting little effort into this hoping a gentleman driver would pull over, see me, and take charge. A girl in a similar situation took charge and wanted to share a ride as we were headed in the same direction (aka not the bar). In hindsight it’s clear that she was gonna gobble me up as soon as we entered that vehicle but at the time, being a nice young man, I just assumed I was doing a good deed I guess? I shall escort this lady home so she doesn’t ride alone.

I activate drunken survival mode to ensure I make it home when the guy pulls up. Get in car, she gives her address, I just think whatever I’ll give the dude mine after we drop her off, no big deal. Sloppy make out session ensues quickly. She smells good, has boobs and vagina and my penis is aware (not sure what’s wrong with you limp boys).

Get to her place. It’s just unspoken and assumed I’m hopping out with her and heading inside. Sex the hell out of her with full power penis but that go forever drunk dick. Feeling strong. Go to sleep. Wake up and she still has great boobs, vagina was definitely confirmed. She’s just quite thick and not what many would deem as a catch.

Lots of commotion from room mates can be heard in the house. She leaves to go talk to them. Gotta escape, text friends who arrive in professionally quick fashion. Shout out, love you guys.

The scene of walking out the bed room into the living room is forever burned into my mind. 3 blonde beauties all smiling ear to ear at me as I walk of shame and my fully quadruple fricked mule grinning as she has just told them everything. I say “oh hey everyone, thank you for rescuing me from the curb” (no idea what her name is) and out the door and into my friends waiting car.

I receive a hero’s welcome and tell tell them the truth about everything except substitute a description of the roommates as my girl. No regrets

So many...from the 60s 70s...hardly know where to begin.