re: Your go to response to the rejection of offering to buy a girl a drink?

I say ok, shite happens, and go on to the next one.

Well you should probably get a new wife then.

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Your go to response to the rejection of offering to buy a girl a drink?

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Angrily call her a lesbian then steal whatever is left of the drink she currently has and walk away.

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I don't buy random bitches drinks. It's not the 1990s.

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But the idea of walking up to some chick cold and asking to spend money on her is some silly shite to me. I'm surprised it worked for the few decades that it did.

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This was usually a test back then if you did it right.

You would begin the conversation first, you would talk for a little, ask her if she would like her next drink or her first one.

Then when you come back with the drink, you let her take a sip or two.

You then go ask her to dance with you if she says yes you have found your way in.

If she says no, you take your drink that you bought for her and you pour it on her and tell her to go f.ck herself.



Before 1995, you had to work for p.ssy in person and not send out fake profiles on internet

only response


"frick!, I knew they wouldn't work."

"Huh?"

"My big dick jeans, they seem to scare women away"

If you're not getting rejected by women then you are not trying hard enough. It doesn't matter what your hit ratio is, you brush off the rejections and move on to the next one.

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I'm sure it's still a thing or something at shitty 18 and up clubs and a few college bars. I'd no sooner do that than walk up to a random girl at a restaurant and ask to cover her check. Now if you make eyes with a girl and strike something up, asking her what she's drinking when you've already established some rapport is another matter--though again, I don't tend to seek to meet strangers at bars. Mutual friends, something set up previously or whatever is another matter.

But the idea of walking up to some chick cold and asking to spend money on her is some silly shite to me. I'm surprised it worked for the few decades that it did.

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I don't remember spending a ton of money on girls at bars in late 90s or early 2000s but I would buy some a drinks here and there. Maybe drinks were just a lot cheaper back then than they are now? I smoked back then also, so I would always pretend I didn't have a lighter and if I saw one smoking would ask to use hers to strike up conversation. May seem trashy, but most of the college girls, at least back then, only smoked when they went out and not throughout the day. Of course, I was a smoker back then so I didn't care if they smoked or not.

How the hell else do you meet a girl if you don't go up and talk to them? Seriously, blind date or something? Is internet really the way to meet girls now? I'm an outdated SOB. If I got a divorce today I'd be lost apparently and wouldn't know what to do. I would assume girls my age, mid 30s, would still be cool with a guy coming up to them, must be a younger generation thing.

I've also learned, with my step daughter (no pics) that apparently being asked to prom is a huge deal and people record that shite and buy cakes and presents for prom date and post it on youtube. I asked my prom date in between classes, daughter laughed and said its not like that anymore. Although, she thinks its pretty stupid how its done now also.

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The ones I meet always ask me if I can buy them a drink.

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yeah, they all cool shite until its time for foreplay.

Me: Remember that one time we were fricking and...

Her: I'd never frick you.

Me: that's funny, you said that the night you got so sleepy.

*date rape drugs kick in*

Me: *cackle* *wolf howl*

*me nodding*

End scene.

Scary shite. Scariest part is that actually happens. Yuck.