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Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:20 am to Sampson
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My dog died today
Sorry to hear about your dog. That's terrible news
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:22 am to WeeWee
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I don't know how to respond to that.
Yet you did anyway.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:35 am to rebeloke
Look baby either we're fricking or I'm fricking. Bill Cosby style.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:39 am to rebeloke
"Sooo... You are not down to eff???"
Posted on 2/19/16 at 3:59 am to rebeloke
quote:I have never had a pole dancer say no to a drink. Ever
Your go to response to the rejection of offering to buy a girl a drink? by rebeloke
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:03 am to rebeloke
I haven't been rejected in years. I quit approaching girls a long long time ago in fear of being rejected and embarrassed.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:32 am to Walt OReilly
Handy
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:52 am to hg
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Let's not turn this rape into a murder
Had a roommate actually use this line in college when he was on a kick of trying to use the craziest lines he could find. Girl laughed. Could have turned out terrible though
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:16 am to hg
I keep dying laughing at this, but the humor seemed to elude my wife when I told her about it.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:14 am to Old Sarge
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Old Sarge Texas A&M Fan
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Women have never needed alcohol to want to sleep with me.....
well, I guess that may be true.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:09 am to SpeckledTiger
Well
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:23 am to rebeloke
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rejection of offering to buy a girl a drink?
Always remember: No means yes and yes means anal.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:25 am to AutoYes_Clown
You know that's easy pickins'.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:27 am to rebeloke
I'm too much of a pussy to ask a girl if she wants a drink that i'm not sure would accept my drink. I usually just focus my attention on sending the sex vibes her way telepathically and see if I get any hits.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:31 am to Chad504boy
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sending the sex vibes her way telepathically
That's a better plan, anyway.
And if you're wife intercepts them, you can say they were for her.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:34 am to rebeloke
I say, "Sorry, didn't realize you were a lesbo."
But the rape/murder response is, without a doubt, the greatest line to use in this situation.
But the rape/murder response is, without a doubt, the greatest line to use in this situation.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 9:34 am
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:35 am to AmOutlawBR
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I say, "Sorry, didn't realize you were a lesbo."
kind of immature and offensive man.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:35 am to rebeloke
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Your go to response to the rejection of offering to buy a girl a drink?
Ok then, how about a Pudding Pop?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 9:36 am to Chad504boy
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kind of immature and offensive man.
Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 9:37 am
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