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re: Your favorite toast or cheer
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:42 am to Walt OReilly
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:42 am to Walt OReilly
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For Walt
Here's to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:43 am to RogerTheShrubber
To drinking our whisky with ease and spelling it without them.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:49 am to rebeloke
To honor!
If you can't cum in her, cum on her.
If you can't cum in her, cum on her.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:52 am to OWLFAN86
To space.
When god made man he made him outta string, had a little leftover so he eft a little thing. When god made woman, he made her outta lace. Didnt have enough so he left a little space.
When god made man he made him outta string, had a little leftover so he eft a little thing. When god made woman, he made her outta lace. Didnt have enough so he left a little space.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:56 am to rebeloke
"Here's to you, ________, wherever you are." My friends and I say that to a friend of ours who died way too young.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:57 am to rebeloke
There is no I in team. But there is a Me
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:58 am to rebeloke
Dad was in the Navy so wishing someone "fair winds and following seas"..
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:59 am to rebeloke
Cheers to those who sit when they pee.
We love them in leather.
We love them in lace.
We love them most when they sit on our face.
We love them in leather.
We love them in lace.
We love them most when they sit on our face.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 1:02 am to rebeloke
Here's to a duck who swum a lake and never lost a feather, this time in a year may we all be together.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 1:21 am to Box Geauxrilla
quote:
Cheers to those who sit when they pee.
We love them in leather.
We love them in lace.
We love them most when they sit on our face.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 1:25 am to rebeloke
"To our wives and our girlfriends, may they never meet."
Posted on 8/20/16 at 2:26 am to touchdownjeebus
Your hatred and downvotes fuel our dynasty
Posted on 8/20/16 at 5:29 am to rebeloke
To honor, Get honor(On her), Stay Honor(On her), if you can't cum in her, come Honor(on her).
To Rattlesnakes and Condoms, I don't frick with either
Old military toast
To Rattlesnakes and Condoms, I don't frick with either
Old military toast
Posted on 8/20/16 at 5:39 am to rebeloke
Over the gums
Through the liver
Come on alcohol
Make me quiver
Fred Sanford
Through the liver
Come on alcohol
Make me quiver
Fred Sanford
Posted on 8/20/16 at 5:50 am to rebeloke
When we're in a sober mood, we worry, wish, and think.
When we're in a drunken mood, we gamble, play, and drink.
But when our moods are over, and our time has come to pass,
I hope they bury us upside down, so the world can kiss our arse.
When we're in a drunken mood, we gamble, play, and drink.
But when our moods are over, and our time has come to pass,
I hope they bury us upside down, so the world can kiss our arse.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 6:02 am to meauxcheeks
Here's to swimming with bow legged women
Posted on 8/20/16 at 6:18 am to rebeloke
May we be in heaven for a half hour before the devil knows we're dead.
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