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re: Your favorite excuses to show up to work late.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:51 pm to Richard Grayson
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:51 pm to Richard Grayson
A coworker took off Mon. and Tues. because he dropped a pair of needle nose pliers on his foot. I’ve never heard that one before.
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Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:53 pm to Richard Grayson
Excuse?
I just call my supervisor and say I’ll be in late or I won’t be in.
I just call my supervisor and say I’ll be in late or I won’t be in.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:55 pm to OWLFAN86
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had a shot at morning sex and took it
The idea is to make it believable.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:55 pm to Irregardless
yeah,, I stopped having to explain myself to a boss, manager, or system on what time I got there,with an exception of meetings/hearings when I was 22
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:55 pm to Richard Grayson
I “get to work” at 630. Boss doesn’t get in till 8:30 most days. So I’m not late unless I get in after 8:30.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:56 pm to Richard Grayson
I had to return some video tapes
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:56 pm to Richard Grayson
I don’t have a set time I’m required to be in. The earlier I get in the earlier I get to leave, aside from WFM.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:56 pm to Richard Grayson
"I didn't want to be here"
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:58 pm to terd ferguson
thats actually made me lol
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:59 pm to OWLFAN86
Stop hitting on turd. He is straight.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:00 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:that's when you got on welfare
I stopped having to explain myself to a boss, manager, or system on what time I got there,with an exception of meetings/hearings when I was 22
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:03 pm to OweO
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Stop hitting on turd. He is straight.
Are you implying Owl is not, linguini legs?
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:03 pm to Richard Grayson
My son took a giant shite in his car seat.
Sometimes it’s lie. Sometimes it’s true, like this morning.
Sometimes it’s lie. Sometimes it’s true, like this morning.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:06 pm to Richard Grayson
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I also like to change my tire to a spare the night before. Then when I roll into work late I just tell them I had a flat.
So you put in unnecessary work to get out of working? F that. Find a job that you like.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:06 pm to Herschal
quote:How long has he been at ULL?
My son took a giant shite in his car seat.
Sometimes it’s lie. Sometimes it’s true, like this morning.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:07 pm to Richard Grayson
I was so hung over I slept thru my alarm. Not I forgot to set it, it went off. I slept thru it for a good half hour. Then when I finally got up, well, I was hungover and it took me a while to get here
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:07 pm to shutterspeed
Same with me, being late to anything causes me to have anxiety. My wife is there the cause of most of my anxiety
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:10 pm to Chromdome35
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Same with me, being late to anything causes me to have anxiety.
I wake up at least once a night in a panic over having potentially overslept my alarm and have done so for virtually 20 years. In that time, it's happened only one time that I can remember. The reality was every bit as terrifying as the nightmares though.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:11 pm to shutterspeed
"count on one hand...."
You, Shutterspeed, are courteous and respectful. On-timers make the world operate as it should.
You, Shutterspeed, are courteous and respectful. On-timers make the world operate as it should.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 9:11 pm to Richard Grayson
I’ve never been asked why I showed up late for work. When I worked a job where I had to clock in at a certain time, I was always on time. For the past 11 years I’ve been on salary and no one is checking what time I go to work (I also work remotely so it’s a different vibe for sure).
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