re: Your dad's favorite catch phrases?

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When someone were to use “if” in a response he’d say “if my aunt had nuts, she’d be my uncle”

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My dad used that one along with:
"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his arse every time he hit the ground"

"I built this god damned road"- when speeding on a curvy road.

"Ain't no woman in the world that another woman can't make you forget."- advice to me after breakups in high school.

“You can take him and his two brothers and put them in a sack, shake them together, but you still wouldn’t have nothing”

"Don't go away mad, just go away"

"don't take any wooden nickels"

"go play in the traffic"

Don’t go to a nut cutting with a dull knife

“Heh, Heh, Heh……..C’mon! He used this little chuckle and C’mon when you were telling him a story that was maybe hard to believe.

“Dats couyon!” He used this phrase whenever he thought somebody did something that didn’t make sense.

I miss him.

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What your mom doesn’t know isn’t going to hurt us.”

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Both my parents have passed. But when my mama had dinner cooked my dad would comment “ It’s so good it will make a rabbit turn around and hug a hound”