re: Your best/worst roommate story

If he wasn't loaded then you wouldn't be friends with him, would you?

The last part of that story honestly makes you look like a huge "p word." Actually in light of the ending you pussed out getting the OJ too.







Jk

Worst - Had a three bedroom house, rented rooms since I was just out of college and could use the extra money. On average we had a 60 dollar electric bill. She moved in and every month it shot up to 200 a month. Which even dividing it up cost me more in the electric bill. She said her room was too hot. In the summer she would have her tv, lights, computer on, door shut and window open. Came home from work and she would have the AC set around 65-67 and left the back door open. AC ran all day. She left as angry as could be but the bill went back to about 60 a month.

Best - In college I rented a room in Los Angeles from a lady who rented two rooms out to college students while she lived there with a friend as well. The fourth room was always switching tenants and it was the room I shared a bathroom with. A new girl moved in and I left for a two month colorado trip in the winter. I got back and she was excited to have someone her age in the house. We hung out on occasion, she had no car so I occasionally gave her a ride to work or picked her up if it was late. One day she showed up drunk and came to talk (as usual) but while talking she started running her hand on my crotch. Knowing she was trashed I stopped her since we lived together and didn't want her saying I took advantage of her. The next day she came in the room to say she was not that kind of girl and he hopes I did not think bad of her. About a week later she came to watch a movie in my room and we hooked up. Remained friends and had a few more encounters before I moved on to another school.

Dick move bro.

I would, like I say I feel like I got him out of his shell. He was a computer nerd and played video games all day until I got him out and about in auburn. He probably woulda just sat inside and never made a friend if it weren't for me.

Freshman year at LSU.
Asian roommate in the pentagon.
Me sleeping.
Rub your hands together or against your pants
This is the noise that wakes me up.
I rollover
Asian roommate at desk
Pants around ankles.
Headphones on watching asian porn (shocker)
Didn't know what to do so turned back over.
Heard him moan and finish.
He doesn't go wash hands.
I never bring it up but never shakes hands with him
The end

I think I have mentioned this guy on the OT before, but his weirdness warrants a re-hash.

He was a fill-in roomate one summer while the regular roomate went to Europe.

he would make this huge production about his runs (the athletic, not poopy kind). He would stand out in the front yard bare chested as he went through his elaborate stretching routine, complete with sounds. He would peel out at breakneck speed run about 10 minutes come back and commence an even louder post-run stretch. Then he would hose himself down and spend the rest of the day in wet umbros. Gag.
He would always use someone else's account at Blockbuster to rent movies, and not return them on time. I had to pay $70 to replace Stroker Ace in 1991. Imagine the humiliation of having people think you rented Stroker Ace.
And finally, he would never return plates or utensils to the kitchen. He was out of town one weekend so we went into his room to recover said utensils and we found a.........machete under his bed.
And that is why I didn't press him for the Stroker Aace replacement money...

My roommate for a couple years was an Aubie.....those frickers are crazy. Between all the props and shite and the no talking I bout went crazy. Yeah I'd zip him up in his suit and once he put the head on he wouldn't talk.....just bob his head around like a god damn idiot.....in our apartment.

You should've shoved his toothbrush way up in your butt. Scrub your colon clean.

had a roommate freshman year who always left old bowls of cereal milk laying around his room until the whole apt stunk. he also had a cat and didn't clean out the litter box hardly ever.

not roommates, but i had two neighbor girls who just sat around all day smoking pot and taking pictures of each other in their underwear. enjoyed hanging out with them.