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re: Your best one liner to strike up a conversation

Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:42 am to
Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
1344 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:42 am to
do you like it regular, or vaginal?
Posted by Sonny Koufax
Member since Aug 2006
1714 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:44 am to
Do you want me to pay you now, or after?
Posted by CajunPhil
Chimes
Member since Aug 2013
828 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:05 am to
Ha wanna come out by my truck an' have a stick of gum?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:20 am to
Hey what's up? usually works for me
Posted by ZULU
Member since Sep 2009
1014 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:29 am to
I'm getting a good mental picture, I'm going to use you later....
Posted by Poodlebrain
Way Right of Rex
Member since Jan 2004
19860 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:37 am to
Hello, I'm John Doe. I couldn't help but notice _______. Fill in the blank with whatever is appropriate for the situation and your purpose.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139230 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:39 am to
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:44 am to
"Ay Yo Guh, your momma let you date?"
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 11:15 am to
I expect more peanut butter and shite
Posted by Poncho
R.I.P. Ivar's
Member since Aug 2014
537 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 11:18 am to
How bout that president oBUMMER, amirite??
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25918 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 11:20 am to
quote:

OMG I love your boots, bet they'd feel good on my shoulder?


fify
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 11:24 am to
quote:

What high school did you go to?


Are you from St. Louis?
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Are you from St. Louis?


Ferguson to be exact.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Well this has been totally unhelpful
Could be the name of the OT Lounge, although OT Lounge sounds better.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52649 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

You look like someone who enjoys motorboats.
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36821 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 1:49 pm to
Damn girl, you shite out that arse?
Posted by Meat Newtons
Bon Secour Al
Member since Nov 2015
426 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 1:55 pm to
If you are accepting compliments tonight, your _____ really looks good
Posted by Bama98
Houston
Member since Oct 2011
589 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Compliment a girl on her shoes. It gets the conversation started on two things they want to talk about... themselves & their shoes.


use this and you're the new gay friend she's been looking for
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Hey man, that's my girlfriend" 

Rescued a girl from a drunk guy at a bar. I knew the guy because we were both regulars and he was cool with it. 


I've run this one with buddies before and it does work most of the time
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91115 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 2:25 pm to
just tell them you're peej from tigerdroppings.

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