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re: Your best one liner to strike up a conversation

Posted on 11/18/15 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
6571 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 2:26 pm to
Nice shoes. Wanna frick?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72197 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 2:27 pm to
"Hey wanna take a shot of fireball?"
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34813 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 2:35 pm to
I once asked a girl who had leather pants on....

Are those pants hard to get on...?

She said no....Why..?

I then asked..

Let me ask you this, are they hard to get off....?

Worked like a charm...
This post was edited on 11/18/15 at 2:36 pm
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:15 pm to
An invitation to Golden Corral never hurts either
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27723 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Your best one liner to strike up a conversation
Did you know that Houston has two loops, is building a third and a fourth is in planning stages?
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:29 pm to
"Wanna earn $10 the hard way?"
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5260 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:31 pm to
Want to see my Rolex?

Proceed to wrap your Johnson around your wrist.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:38 pm to
"hey bitch, fat frickers like me are normally not hiv positive, so there's that"
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:42 pm to
You know my sister dont eat chicken
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by Reagles
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2012
287 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:49 pm to
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Posted by John Keating
College Green, Ireland
Member since Jan 2015
2593 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

If you are accepting compliments tonight, your _____ really looks good

This actually works.

All girls want to hear this even if they already know their arse looks good.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Me: You got any black in you girl?

Girl: No


Me: Want some???


Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2410 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 4:00 pm to
Nice set of hooters you got there.
Posted by High Life
Member since Dec 2014
3827 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 4:25 pm to
"say girl, lemme pee in yo butt"

Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1225 posts
Posted on 11/18/15 at 11:26 pm to
Can I get a light?
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