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re: Yougov polling: % of men who sit down to urinate, by nation

Posted on 5/17/25 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72649 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 3:13 pm to
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Sometimes I sit down to poop, but only urine only comes out.
I’m not a doctor but that’s not normal.
Posted by Contra
Member since Oct 2016
9080 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:00 pm to
Nothing wrong with sitting down to pee. Especially if you've gotten up out of a deep sleep to piss. I do that all the time. Not sure why it bothers others with how people discharge their body fluids.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
17991 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:41 pm to
Figured the US would be higher with the amount of 'dudes' on this site that admit to sitting down to piss
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294034 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:42 pm to
World wars killed off the masculine Germans.
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12324 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:44 pm to
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I sit in the middle of the night so I don't have to turn on the light.


Don't want to lose the sleep.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17182 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

men who sit down to urinate

Posted by not Jack
Texas
Member since Jan 2018
485 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:54 pm to
I did not know ANY men worldwide peed sitting, until I read it on tigerdroppings some years back...
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84323 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:55 pm to
You gotta sit down at least once for that first one in the morning to dissolve the morning wood.

If you don’t have morning wood, you’ve got much bigger problems than sitting down to pee.
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 4:56 pm
Posted by AuburnTigers
9x National Champion
Member since Aug 2013
17432 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:00 pm to
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Seems about right for the US. 10% of men have pussies
fify
Posted by AuburnTigers
9x National Champion
Member since Aug 2013
17432 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:01 pm to
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You gotta sit down at least once for that first one in the morning to dissolve the morning wood.
plus it has the added bonus of the surprise deuce that wasnt making its presence known until sitting down
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77690 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:01 pm to
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I do at home usually. Makes less of a mess and dont worry about splatter
What's going on here? Mess? You have hypospadias or Peyronie's or something?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22568 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:05 pm to
Sometimes when it’s the middle of the night and I don’t want to turn the lights on, I’ll sit to pee.
Posted by SlayTime
Member since Jan 2025
3573 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:07 pm to
My cleaning lady wishes my boys did
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:07 pm to
It’s easier for men of great length to pee standing up.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58805 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:07 pm to
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You gotta sit down at least once for that first one in the morning to dissolve the morning wood.


I’d guess a large percentage of this aging board don’t even have that issue anymore
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68883 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:09 pm to
Maybe he gets laid every night and his midnight pees are forked.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77690 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:12 pm to
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Maybe he gets laid every night and his midnight pees are forked.

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22857 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:13 pm to
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men who shite standing up


Joe Biden
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
5586 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:29 pm to
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I sit for middle of the night pisses and when I feel a suspicious fart.

Words of wisdom.

Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33888 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 5:32 pm to
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his midnight pees are forked.


Why the fudge does this happen?
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