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re: You know you're getting older

Posted on 9/6/16 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69637 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 10:10 pm to
When kids you remember being born graduate college....
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
11433 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 10:29 pm to
For me it was when I did hard yard work and was sore the same day... Not the next day or two days later like when I was young.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:20 pm to
Hangovers are my barometer.

I'm 28 and they are 1000000xworse than when I was just 24. It's like a switched turned off.

I am going to really hate getting older.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118599 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:22 pm to
I don't get the hangover deal. Don't really get them.
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
11433 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:26 pm to
I get less hang overs in my 50's then ever. I hate it because it just lets me drink more now than ever. It is almost like hangovers are your bodies warning light. Mine went out about 15 years ago.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:29 pm to
You got sore doing yard work when you were younger? Might need to get that checked out
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:37 pm to
When you sit in a bathtub and your nuts float.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

Hangovers are my barometer.

I'm 28 and they are 1000000xworse than when I was just 24. It's like a switched turned off.

I am going to really hate getting older.


I dunno, I'm 28 and I don't know if I've had a real hangover in the past year.

Functioning alcoholics can sometimes avoid them no matter how shitty their hydration habits are, though admittedly, I am pretty good about my hydration.

I used to have wicked hangovers when I was younger but now I just don't get them at all.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

Functioning alcoholics can sometimes avoid them no matter how shitty their hydration habits are, though admittedly, I am pretty good about my hydration.



Pretty sure I'm a functioning alcoholic and my hangovers only dissipate with a pot of black coffee or hair of the dog.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 12:00 am to
When you don't give a frick about your hair line anymore and you think it makes you look like a Chicago gangster and a famous movie star.

Then you realize you listen to 90's rock music.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
6176 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 12:09 am to
When you can't trust a fart
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 12:20 am to
An older friend of mine gave me two pieces of advice as I get older - never trust a fart and never let a boner go to waste.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:19 am to
That pizza is not cut right if Johnnies.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:26 am to
When seven hours of uninterrupted sleep is cause for celebration.

Ear hairs are turribull. The worst are the ones from deep inside, the peripheral ones are easier to hunt down.

That's about all I got right now. The prognosis is bad though.

Increased frailty followed by certain extinction.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4345 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:36 am to
quote:

you realize you listen to 90's rock music.





When you call 90s rock the "new" music.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:38 am to
When you are outside with your grandson and he can out piss you in distance.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102347 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:39 am to
Eating a whole pizza is not a barometer for me and can't imagine doing that even though I love pizza.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61777 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:41 am to
When you get out of the car after a few hours, grunting and stretching then remember how you'd make fun of your parents when they did that.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:47 am to
Grandpa? Is that you?!
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 9/7/16 at 6:51 am to
quote:

Hangovers are my barometer. I'm 28 and they are 1000000xworse than when I was just 24. It's like a switched turned off. I am going to really hate getting older.


Y'all are a bunch of fricking rookies. At 28 I could drink for 3 days straight. At twice that age I can still do it.
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