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re: You know you're getting older

Posted on 9/6/16 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

You can accidentally sit on your own balls



I'm a leg-crosser when I sit, and I've had to be much more careful the past two or three years. I'll be fricked by 40
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 8:56 pm to
I may be lazy and a POS but I am definetly not fat.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 8:57 pm to
My apologies.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82333 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 8:58 pm to
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And when you actually start getting hangovers from non-absurd amounts of alcohol.


Dunno...my last hangover was during the first Clinton administration.

I have noticed I can't eat as much sugar as I used to.
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 4:37 pm
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:03 pm to
When a nap sounds better than watching LSU football.

Actually might be more of a statement about our sad state of affairs.
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
851 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:11 pm to
When sleeping kicks your arse.

I use to go to sleep sore and wake up like a champ. Didn't matter where I slept, could've been the floor.

Now I go to hotel with a soft mattress and my back is f'ed for a week.....
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

I think the last time I drank was my cousin's wedding reception two years ago. I just don't have time for that anymore.



Hard to have a hangover if you don't drink.

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82333 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

Hard to have a hangover if you don't drink.


Yeah, I just mean I have no clue what my limit is.

I do have a lower overall energy level. Almost feels like it went off a cliff in the last 12-18 months.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

I do have a lower overall energy level. Almost feels like it went off a cliff in the last 12-18 months.



I've noticed that since moving back to Bama and ceasing regular farmwork, my energy levels (and general demeanor) have taken a nosedive. Can't wait to get back to real work rather than this bullshite.
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12544 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

when you feel sick after eating a whole pizza. God I feel like death.


I used to slam down a pizza and not be close to full. Now it will be 3, maybe 4 slices.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216675 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:35 pm to
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That has nothing to do with getting old. That just means you're a fat lazy piece of shite



FACT.............
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

dukke v



quote:

FACT.............



Well, that settles it. OP is skinny.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:39 pm to
when you pull out a gray nipple hair, but a month later two more takes its place.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:40 pm to
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Must have not been a Johnny's Pizza


No way it was Lit Pizza.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:42 pm to
Cross Lake Pizza is one of tGOAT
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33953 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:44 pm to
I know it when my AARP magazine comes in the mail. They try to be "hip" with articles about rock stars that are my age. There was a Bob Dylan CD in one issue.

It's a little strange when all of my doctors are younger than I am, but that's by design. I'd rather go to the ones that know about the latest treatments and technology.

I went to a pizza buffet a couple of weeks ago and ate six pieces. Felt stuffed for the next couple of hours. Where's a good vomitorium when you need one?
Posted by Big Sway
Member since Nov 2009
5133 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:46 pm to
When you shite once and go back to wipe 3 times!
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:50 pm to
I threw a football for like 30 minutes on Saturday and woke up Sunday with a sore back.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63272 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 10:08 pm to
I used to be able to take my morning piss without even looking at the toilet...now, I have to triangulate carefully to make all of the streams hit the toilet at once...
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