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You know with his Noah's Ark thing what I find potentially hilarious
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:11 pm
that animal poop of a variety and scale that would prove the story of Noah and the Ark
This shite is real
thats the headline I want to see
This shite is real
thats the headline I want to see
This post was edited on 9/27/26 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:14 pm to OWLFAN86
The animal shite would have been thrown overboard and dissolved in the flood. What wasn’t thrower over would have just fertilized the ground and been worm
Food. Try again, smart guy.
Food. Try again, smart guy.
This post was edited on 9/27/26 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:20 pm to baybeefeetz
So was it every animal on earth or just the animals in africa, asia, Europe? Like how did the elk, pronghorns, and white tail deer get back to North America?
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
The flood was regional
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:22 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:God divided the earth some time after the flood.
So was it every animal on earth or just the animals in africa, asia, Europe? Like how did the elk, pronghorns, and white tail deer get back to North America?
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:24 pm to backbone
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The flood was regional
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:26 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:So with all the advancements in technology and science because we find remains, tissue even.
The animal shite would have been thrown overboard and dissolved in the flood. What wasn’t thrower over would have just fertilized the ground and been worm
Food
You're telling me that there would not be residue of feces in the wood or in the chambers that they're finding at this location that would not prove that different animals were on this boat
quote:I would say you try again but I wouldn't call you a smart guy
Try again, smart guy.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:38 pm to backbone
quote:"Just as it was in the days of Noah, so also will it be in the days of the Son of Man. People were eating, drinking, marrying and being given in marriage up to the day Noah entered the ark. Then the flood came and destroyed them all.”
The flood
-- Jesus Christ (Luke 17:26-27)
Posted on 9/27/26 at 2:45 pm to Lou
Within the region
Posted on 9/27/26 at 2:50 pm to Lou
quote:
According to the biblical account, exactly eight humans were on Noah's Ark.
The Eight People
Noah: The builder of the ark and chosen patriarch.
Noah's Wife: Her specific name is not mentioned in the biblical text.
Shem: Noah's eldest son.
Shem's Wife: Her name is also not provided in scripture.
Ham: Noah's second son.
Ham's Wife: Unnamed in the biblical text.
Japheth: Noah's youngest son.
Japheth's Wife: Unnamed in the biblical text.
So there was a lot of inbreeding after the flood. That explains humanity
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:02 pm to OWLFAN86
I think if God can put them all on an Ark, He can put them all to sleep through the entire thing.
Just my opinion.
Just my opinion.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:06 pm to faraway
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God divided the earth some time after the flood.
Explains why pyramids were found in the Americas.
Pangea
This post was edited on 9/27/26 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:38 pm to backbone
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:45 pm to OWLFAN86
Didn't Dale Brown find the ark like 25 years ago?
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:46 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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So was it every animal on earth or just the animals in africa, asia, Europe? Like how did the elk, pronghorns, and white tail deer get back to North America?
It was none.
It's made up.
It's very obviously a fictional story in a fictional book.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 4:23 pm to Odysseus32
Not two of every animal.
quote:
According to the biblical account in Genesis, Noah did not bring two of every modern animal "species," but rather two (or more) of every created "kind" of land-dwelling creature and bird with the breath of life.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 4:38 pm to OWLFAN86
And they didn’t have to be mature/adult animals either. Less size to have to make room for. Less food intake and less crap expelled.
Also, Noah didn’t have to get every variation of a species. Natural selection and all would take care of that,..
Also, Noah didn’t have to get every variation of a species. Natural selection and all would take care of that,..
Posted on 9/27/26 at 4:48 pm to OWLFAN86
I find it pretty hilarious that they say the Titanic hit an iceberg, but when you see pictures of the wreckage you don’t see any ice cubes down there.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 5:16 pm to sparkinator
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And they didn’t have to be mature/adult animals either. Less size to have to make room for. Less food intake and less crap expelled.
Also, Noah didn’t have to get every variation of a species. Natural selection and all would take care of that,..
If you’re go g to believe this story, you might as well just invoke “magic.” Don’t waste your time trying to make it make sense.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 5:53 pm to faraway
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God divided the earth some time after the flood.
That’s convenient lol
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