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Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:25 pm to tiggerfan02 2021
There's no way you could ever make me believe that anyone believes that the Noah's ark story literally happened as described in the bible.
They just like telling crazy nonsensical stories for some reason. Makes them feel good.
They just like telling crazy nonsensical stories for some reason. Makes them feel good.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:27 pm to ddbnsb
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According to the biblical account, exactly eight humans were on Noah's Ark.
The Eight People
Noah: The builder of the ark and chosen patriarch.
Noah's Wife: Her specific name is not mentioned in the biblical text.
Shem: Noah's eldest son.
Shem's Wife: Her name is also not provided in scripture.
Ham: Noah's second son.
Ham's Wife: Unnamed in the biblical text.
Japheth: Noah's youngest son.
Japheth's Wife: Unnamed in the biblical text.
Wow. And there are exactly 8 different blood types. Hmmmm. Coincidence? Nah.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:29 pm to OWLFAN86
There are scores of fossil records for dinosaur poop called coprolites. Studying these gave the most insight into which dinos were herbivores or carnivores. Surely, not all of the poop on Noah's Arc would be dissolved. There should be something left to study, especially with all the bullshite surrounding the Noah's Arc myth.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 8:12 pm to OWLFAN86
Well, I've heard some of those "Ancient Astronaut" theorists claim that Noah's Ark was an alien inspired DNA bank that actually could have DNA from the animals of the world stored on board.
That instead of actually having 2 of every species to continue the population when the flood ceded.
To me, that is about as feasible as the story out of the Bible.
That instead of actually having 2 of every species to continue the population when the flood ceded.
To me, that is about as feasible as the story out of the Bible.
Posted on 9/27/26 at 8:43 pm to OWLFAN86
Apparently shovels existed during Noah's time
Posted on 9/27/26 at 9:27 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Explains why pyramids were found in the Americas.
Because it’s an efficient way to stack stones
Posted on 9/27/26 at 9:39 pm to Odysseus32
And yet there are historical documents from Romans that talk about Jesus. Was Rome fictional also?
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:54 am to OWLFAN86
What would you do with a brain - if you had one?
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