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Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:24 pm to rantfan
Prison seems like the safer bet. Rape > death
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:25 pm to rantfan
War. Please
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:28 pm to rantfan
War. I don’t have 10 good years left in me. There’d be nothing on the other side of that sentence. Might as well die in a way that’ll make my family proud.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:29 pm to Celery
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Prison seems like the safer bet. Rape > death
Well, aren't you a manly man
culinary specialist and water treatment specialist sound more your speed, champ
And by champ, I mean pussy
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:49 pm to rantfan
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war
Because
I mean, prison doesn't either. But in war the penetration is much smaller and much faster.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:51 pm to rantfan
I'll go to war. I always wanted to join the military as a combatant.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:52 pm to Evil Little Thing
Evil I bet you would have like 5 bitches in prison it would be like a revolving door in your cell. No way you can choose war.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:57 pm to rantfan
I'd rather take a bite out of a metaphorical shite sandwich than be turned into a prag forced to toss inmate salad.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:02 am to Spock's Eyebrow
You have some extensive knowledge about tossing salad in prison spock you got something to tell us?
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:06 am to rantfan
Trick question, either way you're getting fricked.
The green weenie always wins.
The green weenie always wins.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:08 am to brass2mouth
Pick a choice, make a decision.
Green weenie ?
Green weenie ?
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 12:09 am
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:10 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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You have some extensive knowledge about tossing salad in prison spock you got something to tell us?
No, just expressing where I'd rather take my chances in terms of Full Metal Jacket and Oz references. It's my thing today. I did Blade Runner/Big Lebowski earlier.Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:13 am to rantfan
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Green weenie
The metaphorical dick from Uncle Sam while you're active duty.
I.e. Man 1: "Man I signed up to be in an office working a 9-5 and now I'm here in this shite hole. "
Man 2: "the green weenie strikes again."
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:13 am to Spock's Eyebrow
Seems like you jacked up on war adrenaline tonight.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:41 am to rantfan
I made that choice 40 years ago, stayed out of jail with no record.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:56 am to rantfan
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:07 am to Halftrack
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Say I have 'flat feet' like our dear leader and get a deferment? 7 times.
He really is a cvnt.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:08 am to PrivatePublic
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What is the use of life after having the BBC in your arse for a decade?
Not sure. But I'm sure an Aggy could tell you.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:13 am to CCTider
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What is the use of life after having the BBC in your arse for a decade?
Not sure. But I'm sure an Aggy could tell you.
Constipation is a non-issue.
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