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re: You ever wonder if your father is jealous of you?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 7:33 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 11/29/16 at 7:33 pm to theunknownknight
quote:I've always felt bad for girls whose moms are way hotter than them
Same question goes to the girls directed toward their mothers.
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 7:38 pm to theunknownknight
Me: *opens up OT to kill some time*
Hmm. Interesting... never crossed my mind but I could see it happening.
*clicks thread*
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You ever wonder if your father is jealous of you?
Hmm. Interesting... never crossed my mind but I could see it happening.
*clicks thread*
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Like jealous of the size of your package?
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Or your symmetrical beauty and chiseled features?
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 11/29/16 at 7:44 pm to theunknownknight
quote:The size of a woman's package is definitely something to be considered.
Like jealous of the size of your package?....
Same question goes to the girls directed toward their mothers.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 7:52 pm to theunknownknight
My dadas got a nice pee pee
Posted on 11/29/16 at 7:53 pm to theunknownknight
Seeing how my mother is dead, I figure she is probably jealous of me.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 7:58 pm to theunknownknight
The frick kind of thread is this? 
Who even thinks about bullshite like this?
Who even thinks about bullshite like this?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:11 pm to theunknownknight
Up Vote for the the WTF? factor.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:23 pm to theunknownknight
I know for a fact he's jealous as shite of me: cause he's dead and I'm still here.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:28 pm to theunknownknight
Why would he be jealous? I had to get my big dick genes from him right?
Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:31 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
Like jealous of the size of your package? Or your symmetrical beauty and chiseled features?
Yes. It's constanly on my mind. I won the last two family fashion and swimsuit competitions, but he won the pee pee measuring contest by a few 16ths (still think I'm growing, so there's that). I won the crossfit competition, but he took the shirtless mirror selfie division (totally about artistic interpretation and not phisique). Overall we had to pull in my sister for the overall tie breaker and she's always had it for me, so I win.....therefore dad is jealous.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:00 pm to theunknownknight
If I am half the man he is, I will die happy. Dad has no reason to be jealous. He did his job by making sure his kids were more educated and prepared for professional life than he was. He is literally a hero to me.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:35 pm to Tigerlaff
Ha OP is thinking about his dad's dong. What a queer.
Classic
Classic
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:37 pm to theunknownknight
No. I don't think about this shite.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:40 pm to PairofDucks
My dad is thinking about MY package. I'm not being gay. HE is. That jealous queer.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:05 pm to theunknownknight
Bruh, just say you wanna post on tAggyArk
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:35 pm to theunknownknight
Obviously you're going all out for douchiest post award to fill the gaps left by pocket aces & 911moto. Congrats on the weirdness & debauchery
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:36 pm to theunknownknight
God damn this thread was not what i expected
Weird shite
Weird shite
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:42 pm to theunknownknight
I'm jealous of him. I'm 37. He is 76. He was a navy fighter pilot, turned commercial airline pilot, lived all over the world and didn't get married till he was 36, to a woman 11 years younger. When he and his pilot buddies get together and tell stories, I am in awe.
Posted on 11/29/16 at 10:49 pm to theunknownknight
These are legit questions. Everyone should answer.
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