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re: You come home and find your house broken into
Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:44 pm to tigahfan747
Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:44 pm to tigahfan747
quote:if Jody is sleeping in my bed
What are you going to check for first?
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Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:49 pm to BobABooey
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The cop said they just clean out all the contents of bathroom cabinets and countertops and go through it later looking for prescription meds. They throw it all in a sheet or blanket and haul it out in a bundle.
I almost wish someone would declutter all my shite like that
Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:57 pm to Lou Loomis
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And..??? What happened? I believe that would scare the life outta me!
I fought him, well not really a fight, he was scared shitless too… he was trying to get away. I tackled him and beat his face in.
I was pissed off , he wrecked the house… I mean he tore it up looking for shite. Every square inch of the house including every thing in the basement was gone through.
It was in December too and he opened up every gift we had under the tree and knocked our Christmas Tree over. It was bad.
He even broke every damn mirror in the house and had a pile of what he was going to take in the living room.
Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:58 pm to tigahfan747
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What are you going to check for first?
My dildo.
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:04 pm to NotoriousFSU
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Check to make sure one is racked inside the chamber.
This should be a given and no need to check. Always carry piped. Always.
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:53 pm to tigahfan747
Had some VCRs stolen from my parents back in the day. Cracks me up thinking back on it how technology has evolved
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:57 pm to tigahfan747
I laugh at all the ex special forces members we have on this site. They all say something like this:
“I’m getting my AR and clearing room to room. But first, I have to get my night vision goggles, stockpiles of tear gas, and my concussion grenades. First, I’ll hit em with the gas, then throw in a couple stun grenades and when they come out begging for mercy, I’ll double tap them!” “And if any happen to still be alive, I’ll torture them for more information on the others who were involved. At that point, I’ll dig up my arsenal from the basement, (that I hoped to never have to use again) and hunt them down one at a time! Then, when I find the last guy evolved, I’ll blow up his house, just to teach a lesson that I can’t be fricked with!”
“I’m getting my AR and clearing room to room. But first, I have to get my night vision goggles, stockpiles of tear gas, and my concussion grenades. First, I’ll hit em with the gas, then throw in a couple stun grenades and when they come out begging for mercy, I’ll double tap them!” “And if any happen to still be alive, I’ll torture them for more information on the others who were involved. At that point, I’ll dig up my arsenal from the basement, (that I hoped to never have to use again) and hunt them down one at a time! Then, when I find the last guy evolved, I’ll blow up his house, just to teach a lesson that I can’t be fricked with!”
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:59 pm to tigahfan747
Pocket pussy.
Obviously
Obviously
Posted on 6/1/25 at 11:10 pm to tigahfan747
My wife (girlfriend at the time) called me multiple times once. I didn’t answer because I was doing something else. Called her back and she said someone had broken into her house. The door was kicked in. I said ok go inside and put the burglar on the phone I’ll talk to him… Wtf are you calling me for I am 100 miles away call the damn police!
Posted on 6/1/25 at 11:15 pm to tigahfan747
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What are you going to check for first?
Which dog got the largest rack of ribs or did they share like they have been taught?
Posted on 6/1/25 at 11:19 pm to tigahfan747
I’m checking to make sure all the doors and windows are locked, from the outside. One perp enters, none leave.
Posted on 6/1/25 at 11:31 pm to JEC119
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I tackled him and beat his face in.
This part would be pretty satisfying, at least.
Posted on 6/1/25 at 11:56 pm to Alyosha
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Who left the kitchen light on again.
Kindred soul
Posted on 6/2/25 at 12:04 am to JEC119
Damn that is awful! You deservedly beat his arse. You must have wanted to kill that SOB!
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:45 am to tigahfan747
I'm calling the cops and letting them make sure they aren't still inside. If everybody is safe I'm not putting myself in a position to where I may have to use force.
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:09 am to tigahfan747
no message
This post was edited on 6/2/25 at 5:13 am
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:12 am to tigahfan747
Happened to us years back, College at Perkins. Came home to kicked in front door, kitchen knife used to cut cable sitting where TV once did, laptop gone, wife's (no pics) golden wedding band set gone, (she wore the cheaper silver that day. Amazingly no guitars or amps missing. Finger dusting cop said they don't take such things as they're bulky and hard to rid of due to serial numbers etc. We had a mattress delivered 2 days prior by some rather shady, thug looking characters, probably scoped out no alarm or big dog etc. This occurred at about 9 in the morning. Very violated feeling coupled with anger and no way to release it. cops said it's usually not random, either someone who knows you or has visited recently. They wear rubber gloves so no prints. We moved within a week as the wife was convinced they would return. 
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:15 am to tigahfan747
It’s actually happened to me before. My wife and I walked in the door, I was ahead of her and saw destruction. I grabbed her, we went outside and called 911. The police cleared the house, then we went in to see what all was gone.
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:50 am to tigahfan747
I’m going to quietly exit my home and dial 911. I’ll wait for the police to arrive to clear my house.
I’m the meanwhile I’ll give the police a full description of myself and what I am wearing and that I am armed. I’ll standby outside my house armed with a weapon and defend myself if the piece of shite exits my house
I’m the meanwhile I’ll give the police a full description of myself and what I am wearing and that I am armed. I’ll standby outside my house armed with a weapon and defend myself if the piece of shite exits my house
Posted on 6/2/25 at 6:16 am to Fat and Happy
All my weapons randomly stashed around my house so i know that if the person does happen to be hiding inside they didn’t arm myself with my weapon.
—Are you JD Vance’s grammy? ‘Cause that’s what she did
—Are you JD Vance’s grammy? ‘Cause that’s what she did
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