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re: You can now bet on what color the next dildo will be at WNBA game?

Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23111 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:43 pm to
Buy a dildo, wnba ticket, plce a bet, throw it on the court..... profit?
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
20106 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:43 pm to
If I bet blue and get arrested for throwing it, does that void my bet?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133612 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:45 pm to
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If I bet blue and get arrested for throwing it, does that void my bet?



You coordinate with a non-betting buddy and split the proceeds.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8337 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:53 pm to
Bet against black.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90719 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:55 pm to
Cam Newton said the wnba would be more popular than MLB by next year.

They better throw a variety of colors to get the eyeballs.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79420 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:06 pm to
I'm surprised they would accept action on that. Too easy for someone to place the bet and then throw the winning dildo.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38036 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4145 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

You can now bet on what color the next dildo will be at WNBA game?


While driving down the freeway…and they wonder why Vegas tourism is down?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52921 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Just bet enough to offset the cost of the plane ticket and the blue rubber dick


Then what’s the point?

I need a little incentive to bear the shame of packing a dildo through airport security.

Also, 20 other people will do the same thing, so it will be a multicolored outcome and then no one wins.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52921 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

I'm surprised they would accept action on that. Too easy for someone to place the bet and then throw the winning dildo.


That’s why they did it. So easy to rig.

One person throws blue and the other purple, and the org takes BOTH bets.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73260 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:40 pm to
Hmm. Bet on Blue.
Buy WNBA ticket for $10
Throw dildo on court
Leave game
Collect winnings
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15806 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19720 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 10:23 pm to
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I mean... the opportunity is obvious. Make an ENORMOUS bet on what the next color will be, longest odds.


Then go throw that color dildo at the soonest WNBA game

Props like this have a pretty low max bet
Possibly as low as $20

Duh
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4815 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:23 am to
What if someone throws two of them with two different colors simultaneously?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79420 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:07 am to
quote:

What if someone throws two of them with two different colors simultaneously?


They would try to review footage and see which one landed first.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13948 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:29 am to
Might drop a few grand on a blue one and go attend my first WNBA game.

Easy money….
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 7:30 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91744 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:15 am to
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6357 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:18 am to
quote:

This is not what our veterans fought for.


But this is

Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86664 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Might drop a few grand on a blue one and go attend my first WNBA game.

Easy money….
Yeah, because sports books are retarded.

1) there's likely a limit
2) if no limit, any significant bet on this would get flagged
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100763 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:25 am to
Bet 50k on blue right before you go into the game and take a blue dildo with you and throw it on court


Easy money
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