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re: You can have sex with anyone, but they die right after..

Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:16 am to
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:16 am to
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My wife. Im faithful to the end.


Winner.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:29 am to
Kendall Jenner or Cara Develine.
Can't stand either. But wouldn't mind a go
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:35 am to
Barack Obama
Posted by Erebus
Member since Jan 2019
574 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:56 am to
I may be overthinking this but do they die because I (accidentally) kill them or just by chance?
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:38 am to
What does masturbation do?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88325 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:43 am to
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My wife. Im faithful to the end.
this post is fricking brilliant.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39042 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:56 am to
Kim Kardashian
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:11 am to
quote:

You can have sex with anyone, but they die right after..

I'll take the bullets for you guys; here's my frick 'em and they die list:

Nancy Pelosi
AOC
Those 2 terrorist reps in Congress; 1 from MN and I don't know where the other is from
Cher
Kathy Griffin
Madonna
Lena Dunham
Jane Fonda
Debra Messing
Katy Perry
Amy Schumer
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:13 am to
Ruth Ginsburg
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:14 am to
Michelle Obama but I dont know if my bootyhole could handle it.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7065 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:17 am to
Rachel “madcow” maddow
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2319 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:31 am to
quote:

My wife. Im faithful to the end.


Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18329 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:37 am to
Stormy
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7939 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:38 am to
quote:

My wife. Im faithful TO HER end.


Fixed it for ya.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:40 am to
Pelosi
Posted by TexasBuckeye
Texas
Member since Nov 2018
376 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:44 am to
There is a lady at my office who waters the flowers and always asks to give me BJs so I would choose her
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6843 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:04 am to
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Pelosi


Ewwwww!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:06 am to
taking one for the team.
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24744 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:09 am to
Emily Ratajkowski - on the steps of the Supreme Court




I would have thrown in Amy Shumer, but there is no f*cking way I could f*ck that nasty ignorant c*nt.

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30391 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:15 am to
My wife, then I collect that $1,000,000 tax free life insurance pay out
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