re: Yo Mamma So Fat..............

Her ripples make me sea sick.

Her blood type is Ragu.

When she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

She puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.

Somebody on TD started a post claimg she was a 10.

You're whole family is so fat, I could throw a rock in your house and hit every one in there.

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Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

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Aaaaaawwwww shite!
Aaaaaawwwww shite!

*they don’t know.

When she hauls arse it takes three trips

Ya momma so fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

Ya momma so fat she wears pillow cases for socks.

Ya momma so fat, she’s got stretch marks on her eyebrows.

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Yo mama so fat NASA had to place a mirror 100 light years away from Earth and use a telescope just so she could see her arse.

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original based on recent OT lore. Well played.

Reminds me of this iconic scene in Nutty Professor:

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Yo Mamma So Fat..............

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She uses hula hoops for nipple rings

Yo mamma so fat, when she goes for a walk, her arse looks like two Volkswagens trying pass each other.