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Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:02 pm to Bayouboogaloocrew
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She wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
You must be around my age.
When she wear her Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:03 pm to brsa
It takes her two trips to haul arse.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:09 pm to brsa
I swerved in my car to not hit her and ran out of gas.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 3:13 pm to MasterDigger
Yo momma so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Posted on 4/17/26 at 4:43 pm to wesfau
Came here to post this.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:09 pm to brsa
She won the Indianapolis 500 on a Sit n Spin.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:23 pm to brsa
Yo Mamma so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:10 pm to brsa
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, she fills up the tub and THEN she turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat, her roller skates went flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Jenny Craig laughs at her.
Yo mama so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat, her car is made out of spandex.
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, she wears sleeping bags as socks.
Yo mama so fat, she fills up the tub and THEN she turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat, her roller skates went flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Jenny Craig laughs at her.
Yo mama so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat, her car is made out of spandex.
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, she wears sleeping bags as socks.
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:19 pm to moontigr
Yo Mama so fat that when I finished, I rolled over three times and I was still on top of her.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:26 pm to brsa
Yo momma so nasty, when she takes her panties off it sounds like Velcro…
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:36 pm to brsa
"Yo momma so fat, and old, Spain claimed her as the 'New World'".
Posted on 4/17/26 at 6:40 pm to NotoriousFSU
Yo mama is so fat they call her windex
Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:05 pm to tigerpimpbot
quote:
You must be around my age
A child of the ‘70’s
Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:12 pm to brsa
When she jumped in the ocean all the whales jumped up and started singing We Are Family…
Posted on 4/18/26 at 1:03 pm to brsa
You have to swipe left twice to get her off tender screen.
If she fast for one day it would save 25 starving kids.
If she fast for one day it would save 25 starving kids.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 1:09 pm to wesfau
quote:
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
bizarre ride to the pharcyde was so goddamn good
Posted on 4/18/26 at 1:18 pm to SA4LSU
So fat….when she goes to a restaurant they don’t give her a menu they give her an estimate
So fat….every time she turns around people throw her a welcome back party
So fat….every time she turns around people throw her a welcome back party
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