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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:44 am to
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:44 am to
She hot?
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
5049 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:46 am to
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Wife is on a tear this morning. I'm about to say f it and head to the camp.


Well let's hear it. Obviously she's on a tear because of something you did or failed to do.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12223 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:47 am to
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Get liquored up, grab a hooker, and crash their shite! The OT is counting on you.


I got my son with me today. If I didn’t, I would definitely already be liquored up by now
Posted by LPLGTiger
Member since May 2013
2561 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:49 am to
Don’t have much to contribute but this made me laugh. My mom is big into holidays. She loves cooking and having a big spread for Thanksgiving. Last year my stepdad slightly over cooked the turkey. Mom has made sure he didn’t forget it starting about 2 weeks ago. I’m sitting in the kitchen this morning and he comes out with a cardboard box.

Me: hey man what’s all that?
Stepdad: I bought 10 thermometers. Turkey won’t be over cooked this year.

Sure enough he dumps out a pile of thermometers. Wife and I got a laugh out of it.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12223 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:50 am to
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She hot?


I think she is beautiful but I know the OT has high standards.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17895 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:50 am to
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If you’re gonna post pics, post full body. Not just the hands. Amateur shite



You must not be familiar with my posts.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70899 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:51 am to
Prolly. I'll let yall know when I find out.

I suspect it's the stress of the cupcakes not being perfect and delivered 3 hours early.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15732 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:53 am to
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I dont REALLY have the option.

We are leaving in 2 hours and she's already telling us to get moving. Woke everybody up 3 hours before we have to leave. Gotta make sure the Fn cupcakes aren't late

Same we have all been told to get ready so we can get there super early to have extra awkard moments of silence before eating. I added the awkard part. Son is sick so i cant even have him bring the football to throw until we eat. Heading out now should be fun.
Posted by BallHawg10
On the Flagship - Fayetteville
Member since Mar 2011
4635 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:53 am to
Wife (no pics) and I said screw it and got a cabin in the middle of nowhere near the Buffalo. Our little girl is 1 now. We did the tour de thanksgiving last year and were miserable. So this year it’s just us 3 + the golden retriever. Posted up watching football and basketball and snacking on pre-bought Thanksgiving food from the Mennonite place down the road.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7079 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:57 am to
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My FiL says all is good she does this. I think she's dead.


Good news! Ma-maw is not dead!

She simply enjoys sleeping face down on a hard wood floor.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51239 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:57 am to
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got my son with me today. If I didn’t, I would definitely already be liquored up by now


Why does she want a divorce? She already got a new stallion lined up?
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51239 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:00 am to
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Good news! Ma-maw is not dead! She simply enjoys sleeping face down on a hard wood floor.


Sounds like Maw Maw likes to get shite hammered also.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12223 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:03 am to
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Why does she want a divorce? She already got a new stallion lined up?


No. We been married 17 years and both of us has been faithful to each other. She has been wanting some changes for a while and she feels like those changes will never happen. Kinda hard to explain without creating a Dear Facebook post.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20225 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:04 am to
Wife started cooking at 7am yesterday. Number of people coming over today….2

I’m gonna be on leftovers till something accidentally gets left out and ruins.
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
5049 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:04 am to
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She has been wanting some changes for a while and she feels like those changes will never happen. Kinda hard to explain without creating a Dear Facebook post.


Go for it, that's the eb and flow of this annual thread.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51239 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:06 am to
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We been married 17 years and both of us has been faithful to each other. She has been wanting some changes for a while and she feels like those changes will never happen.


Wow. Sorry dude. Are these change your lifestyle type things, want a bigger house type thing, or I want to paint the bathroom type things?
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35621 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:08 am to
I’m at work, my guy started cooking at 4.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51239 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:11 am to
I’m just in charge of frying the turkey this year. Probably get out of bed in a hour or so.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10728 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:11 am to
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Sounds like Maw Maw likes to get shite hammered also.




Sounds like I want to party with Maw Maw
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35621 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:12 am to
I’m usually more help but DW is on his own today. I do t get off til 3 so we’re prob looking at a 5pm dinner.
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