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re: Y’all ever get some surprising news from a DNA kit?

Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:12 pm to
5% Nigerian.
Posted by Houstiger
Houston
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:12 pm to
But can you dance?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44439 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:12 pm to
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Found out who my father was. Now I have a big Italian family.
Wow.. How far away does he live?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:14 pm to
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Y’all ever get some surprising news from a DNA kit?
Me in Junior High.

You think that kit's going to give me a surprise?

Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:15 pm to
Husband found his bio family thru Ancestry.

His son was having seizures and there was a need to know if it was genetic or not and moms family didn’t have any history of it. Turns out his full bio sister has epilepsy.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:17 pm to
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They probably sneak in a 1% black for all European descent just to frick with them.
I thought I read, probably on this board, Ancestry got busted for adding “and less than 2% sub-Saharan” to promote DEI and wokeness.
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 12:20 pm
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
16964 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:18 pm to
I did one a couple months back and am mostly Ashkenazi Jewish but says my people came over to America from Eastern Europe. Shows Slavic land is where they’re from, but nothing in my DNA says I’m Russian, Polish, or anything like that. I find that a bit odd.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87082 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:19 pm to
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nd, yes, I know “don’t give your DNA away” I get it,
do you??

how can anyone willingly put their DNA in a vial and send it off to one of those CIA-dna testing businesses??

idiots deserve everything they get.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:22 pm to
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Turns out I’m 1% black.


Posted by MyNameIsNobody
Member since Dec 2013
1174 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:22 pm to
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Y’all ever get some surprising news from a DNA kit?


yes, my mother's father was a Frenchman...but neither of my parents show any French?

maybe Northwestern Europe is considered France?



Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79597 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:22 pm to
At least if you claim black you have a claim.


Unlike Elizabeth Warren claiming she was Cherokee.


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87082 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:22 pm to
Oopsies. Just an honest hack

DNA testing firms share you data with government

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Genetic testing companies that trace customers' ancestry are amassing huge databases of DNA information, and some are sharing access with law enforcement, drug makers and app developers.


put another W in the conspiracy theorists column.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79597 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:24 pm to
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but nothing in my DNA says I’m Russian, Polish, or anything like that.



Germany?

They were from there and migrated east into these places.
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 12:25 pm
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:24 pm to
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put another W in the conspiracy theorists column.



What are they going to do with my DNA? Engineer a disease that only affects those who did an Ancestry kit? Clone me and replace me in the middle of the night with someone slightly more pro-government?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79597 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:26 pm to
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DNA testing firms share you data with government


But big balls and Elon.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
16964 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:27 pm to
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Germany?


It does say I have German and French.
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8258 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:28 pm to
We bought those kits for my parents ~10 years ago, when they took the test it was no surprise that my parents came back mostly French heritage.

What was a surprise was a few years later someone several states over matched up with my dad and it turned out his grandfather had a few kids with a side piece. Nothing ever really came of it though.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
51501 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:29 pm to
Yes. My neighbor’s wife looks like Dolly Parton but allegedly has some Sub-Saharan Negro in her. No one saw that coming…
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22475 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:30 pm to
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I thought I read, probably on this board, Ancestry got busted for adding “and less than 2% sub-Saharan” to promote DEI and wokeness.


I would almost guarantee this is the case. If you know who your great grandparents are, and they are all white then the chances that you had a black relative in the early 1800s is hell a slim.

I think every person I've talked to has "1%" black. Seems like complete bullshite and makes you distrust any of the other details.
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