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re: WWYD - Female Passenger Strips and Defecates on Her Seat on Southwest Flight to Chicago

Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:10 am to
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:10 am to
Take away group seating and all hell breaks loose.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:11 am to
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I'd really have to see this gal to say.


Johnny Depp's ex?
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:11 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:12 am to
it's never the ones you want to see naked.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70045 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:14 am to
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imagine sitting in that seat the next time the plane is back and catching the sweet putrid scent of shite and assuming someone farted and that you're not sitting in HUMAN FECES w/ fabreze sprayed on it.


imagine that is your job to clean the seat
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8967 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:15 am to
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they're a long long time participant, and a steady contributor




Every SW plane fills up, a trailer park is empty.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:16 am to
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Every SW plane fills up, a trailer park is empty.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:19 am to
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However, I’m sure they don’t frick around with the cleaning. They likely get industrial/haz mat type cleaning folks out there. I’ve seen it on an Amtrak stop when some savage made a mess of one of the bathrooms.
i'm assuming the cover comes off and gets laundered but we all know that hot mess seeped deep into the foam cushion and that smell ain't coming completely out unless they just replace the seat altogether.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:19 am to
:sortofwant:
Posted by BeepBopBoop
Northshore
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:25 am to
Anyone know what drug you have to be on to strip and shite the seat?

Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24891 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:26 am to
My dad had a small store south of shreveport in the early sixties. He didn't allow customers to use the bathroom., but in reality very few ever asked. The two times he did the person crapped everywhere the toilet wasn't. He had to shovel it out. Learned some new words that day. He told me if they ever came into the store again they would regret it very much. I believed him.

The airplane female's excuse will be she was off her meds.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4554 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:26 am to
I I had a nickel for every time.....nevermind
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33526 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:26 am to
It won’t be very long before they start doing a mental health check on every single passenger, there’s gonna be a whole new long list of passengers who are not allowed to fly on specific airlines

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:28 am to
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My dad had a small store south of shreveport in the early sixties.


Speedy's?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40883 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:31 am to
What sort of specimen can defecate on command? This woman could probably beat a gorilla without the help of 99 men.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
24851 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:31 am to
Shocker.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24891 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:32 am to
Naw, It was on down Jewell from Oak terrace, probably about 3 miles on the left. Nothing special, only had it for about a year.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131597 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:32 am to
She was mad her bag didnt fly free
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46860 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:33 am to
Without knowing, I would guess she was on her way to a "Women of National Geographic" photo shoot.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:36 am to
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Oak terrace


I have some cousins that n
grew up in Keithville that all went to OT, I didn't realize that OT was the only jhs on that side of the tracks back then(60s,) I believe my sister told me it was there even before Linwood, must have made for a long day with that bus ride
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 10:41 am
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