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WWTOTD: You’re approached by a hot lesbian couple..
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:40 pm
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:40 pm
They both want to have a child at the same time and want you to provide the seed.
a) Get up in them guts x2
b) Run away because you know lesbian couples break up faster than any other group and they will sue you for child support.
Option a) would obviously be the answer if you had a vasectomy.
Asking for a friend.
Sample couple:
a) Get up in them guts x2
b) Run away because you know lesbian couples break up faster than any other group and they will sue you for child support.
Option a) would obviously be the answer if you had a vasectomy.
Asking for a friend.
Sample couple:
This post was edited on 11/16/17 at 9:40 pm
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Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:40 pm to LSUAlum2001
I'd bust 2's guts because she's an alien and can't get impregnated by a human.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:41 pm to LSUAlum2001
2 pieces of arse isn't worth 18 years of child support and dealing with those crazy bitches
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:42 pm to LSUAlum2001
A moment on your tip, 18 years on your pay slip.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:42 pm to LSUAlum2001
1. Get a vasectomy.
2. Sprayyyyyyyyyyy
2. Sprayyyyyyyyyyy
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:43 pm to LSUAlum2001
Would smash...too much radiation exposure, no swimmers
Thx NDI, frickers
Thx NDI, frickers
This post was edited on 11/16/17 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:43 pm to SabiDojo
Then tell them you aren’t sure why it isn’t working after slamming both for a prolonged period
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:44 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
2. Sprayyyyyyyyyyy
Yeah but you still charge the dykes for the seed
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:44 pm to jdeval1
how long would it take you to get in two guts?
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:44 pm to SabiDojo
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:45 pm to LSUAlum2001
What about a third option? The child thing is a ploy to lure you to their place where they rob and kill you.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:45 pm to LSUAlum2001
Give them a fake name.
Spray.
Spray.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:48 pm to LSUAlum2001
B.
I would not share my genetic code with those that cannot further the species on their own. Natural selection.
I would not share my genetic code with those that cannot further the species on their own. Natural selection.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:57 pm to LSUAlum2001
My neighbors are hot lesbians.
I have pics for the downvoters.
I have pics for the downvoters.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:57 pm to LSUAlum2001
You couldn't find anything better then Peyton Mannings forehead?
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:59 pm to Bank1Sensor1
quote:
how long would it take you to get in two guts?
At 42? Probably more like how much. And the price would be more than I'd be willing to pay for 6 minutes of pleasure
Posted on 11/16/17 at 9:59 pm to LSUAlum2001
Better chance of winning the Powerball than finding a hot lesbian couple.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 10:02 pm to Rize
quote:
I have pics for the downvoters.
Downvoted.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 10:06 pm to LSUAlum2001
What ever you decide, do it quick. They won't need you for long.
Embryo with 2 Biological Dads Theoretically, they will soon be able to procreate with out sperm.
Embryo with 2 Biological Dads Theoretically, they will soon be able to procreate with out sperm.
Posted on 11/16/17 at 10:08 pm to foshizzle
sign a contract about no child support and I'd be in. It might be difficult if they don't get into the sex though, they need to enjoy the dick a little bit.
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