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re: WTF. Maryland suspends alcohol sales starting April 3

Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16930 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:55 pm to
I already have my list from earlier today....
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Democrats hate your liberty and freedoms.


conservatives take away more freedom than dems, some of you are truly idiots
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:56 pm to
You Coors drinking rednecks were about to have a fit
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:58 pm to
They just guaranteed a run on alcohol will happen, and insured new cluster-infection scenarios. Way to think about consequences, Maryland.
Posted by geauxtigers456
Member since Jul 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:58 pm to
Although this is a joke, this is probably the right course of action. Conservative nutjobs will chalk it up as some rights violation, but the government has a right to protect the people. Last thing we need is gun-toting Jimbob to shoot someone while drunk and valuable resources are wasted. Put down the bottle and stay your arse home, listen to the government for Pete's sake.
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3375 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:59 pm to
In reality what you have are a bunch of folks getting stuck at home, with money issues from the loss of work/revenue happening now.
The old lady fires up the complaining machine, Joe Dirt consumes a few more totties or cold ones and decides he's had enough of her chit. WAA-LAH....local popo get's a call for domestic disturbance at the OK Corral trailer park.

Now think of this happening on a much , MUCH larger scale than normal and you have police resources overwhelmed while REAL crime happens elsewhere.

At least thats what I'm getting out of this move.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 6:03 pm to
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My damn daughter (no pics) got me for April’s Fool.



And you made a panic thread about it.

Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108752 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 6:04 pm to
Why?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38578 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 6:10 pm to
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This should be a wake up call

It sounds like you are a dangerous alcoholic and your daughter is scared
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66919 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 6:26 pm to
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conservatives take away more freedom than dems, some of you are truly idiots

People like Bush who wrote the Patriot Act are neoconservatives, not conservatives. Like Mitt Romney. Huge difference.
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 6:58 pm to
This is how the looting and riots start
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117289 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:00 pm to
Net that shite won't fly in Elkton
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
9291 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:00 pm to
30 upvotes and 8 downvotes for a "democrats hate your freedom" post based on news from a guy who got April Fool's joked by his daughter. Never change OT. Keep fighting the good fight
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 7:01 pm
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125102 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:01 pm to
frickin’ libtards
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

30 upvotes and 8 downvotes for a "democrats hate your freedom" post based on news from a guy who got April Fool's joked by his daughter. Never change OT. Keep fighting the good fight

Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:03 pm to
You want to see violence?Take Joe Dirt's beer away from him.

That's the only way some dudes can tolerate a griping ole lady.
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 7:05 pm
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75980 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:27 pm to
go frick yourself fig
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 7:28 pm
Posted by geauxtigers456
Member since Jul 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:29 pm to
Typical butthurt conservative. Go drink yourself to death in front of your wife and kids, buddy.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75980 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:31 pm to
Don’t have kids. Don’t need a drink. I’ll be up early in the morning logging in from my office earning a paycheck so I can pay for your stimulus check. someone has too!
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