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re: Would your SO have a fair chance against you in a fight?

Posted on 7/19/18 at 6:19 am to
Posted by fishfighter
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Posted on 7/19/18 at 6:19 am to
Only if I pass out.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:31 am to
Everybody saying their wife would stab them...I have no fear of that happening. My wife is efficient and would shoot me long before I was close enough for her to stab.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:39 am to
Never really thought about it until I saw this thread last night. Wife got home at about 11, so I tested it out. I got a couple fingernail scrapes on my forearms, but no big deal since I wear long sleeves to work anyway. She on the other hand is probably going to have to stay home from work for a few days. I think it'll take best 2 out of 3 to be certain it wasn't a fluke, but my money is on her not really having a fair chance.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:39 am to
With both my arms tied behind my back still no

My wife is in great shape (when not pregnant) and really athletic, but she’s 5’0” 105 lbs

I’m not anything special and don’t lift weights, but I’m 6’2 210ish. So I’m double her weight and have 14 inches.

:insert Taken good luck gif:

This post was edited on 7/19/18 at 7:44 am
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:41 am to
Too bad none of us have a way to ask Tiger Woods. It would be interesting hear his thoughts on the matter.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78014 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:47 am to
Not a chance.

Scruffy got that on lockdown.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:48 am to
I'm 6'2 180 lbs and my wife is 5'3 115 lbs, but she does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

I like to think that I could just simply over power her, but she knows angles and leverage to overcome the strength

We have wrestled plenty of times and she has got me to tap on several occasions, but I've also never really went 100% at her

I could probably overpower her if I really tried, but then again, she might break my arm if I make a mistake
This post was edited on 7/19/18 at 7:49 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:49 am to
I might win the battle, but she'd win the war.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54203 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:56 am to
quote:

would your spouse (or significant other) have any real chance against you in a fight


my wife played college volleyball and is in a hell of a lot better shape than me, odds are she could beat my arse if I didn't knock out quickly

ETA: she's like 5'11", I'm right under 6' but a tad taller than her
This post was edited on 7/19/18 at 7:58 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:10 am to
quote:

I wouldn’t mess with my wife


Yeah!! My wife's a tough bitch!!
Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3885 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:17 am to
quote:

My wife is in great shape (when not pregnant) and really athletic, but she’s 5’0” 105 lbs


Good lord man, are you married to a 14 year old?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:22 am to
Zero chance, my wife is tiny
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:30 am to
quote:

not that uncommon to see a woman that’s around 6 feet tall


Where do live that 6feet tall women are in abundance? Average height for a woman is 5'4
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Good lord man, are you married to a 14 year old?


She’s 31 as of this weekend

She’s got quite a figure when she’s not 8 months pregnant too.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:35 am to
My dad said it best, if I was going to be arrested by the average female cop, and I didn't want to be arrested, then there ain't much she can do short of tazing, shooting, or possibly macing me.

That said, my SO is about 5'10 and 145-150 lbs range, I'm right at 6 feet and 165 lbs. I would win but I would know that I was in a fight.
Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3885 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:42 am to
quote:

She’s got quite a figure when she’s not 8 months pregnant too.


This post was edited on 8/22/22 at 7:03 am
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70130 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:53 am to
Lol
No

Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19901 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:59 am to
This isn't really fighting, but somewhat similar. Several months ago my wife and I are in the Charlotte Airport and I asked her if she thought she could beat me in a race with me running on the normal ground and her running on the human conveyor belt thing. For some reason she got extremely pissed when I told her I thought I would win the race, and she refused to eat lunch with me in the food court while we were waiting to takeoff.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 9:12 am to
I’m a lot taller than him, but he’s a lot stronger than me. Wouldn’t even be close if he decided to beat my arse.
Posted by YungFO
Dallas
Member since Mar 2018
1144 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 9:50 am to
Are you kidding? I could beat the ever living frick out of her.
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