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Would your SO have a fair chance against you in a fight?

Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:28 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5218 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:28 pm
If you’re being totally honest, would your spouse (or significant other) have any real chance against you in a fight or would you just be to too strong? I’ve seen some pretty bad arse girls out there that might give some guys a run for their money.

Nowadays, it seems like like it’s not that uncommon to see a woman that’s around 6 feet tall. That’s plenty big enough to do some damage if they really want to, like the Amazon warriors from old mythology.

Any of you got a SO like this?

Posted by boom roasted
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:29 pm to
Unless you’re gay, I hope this isn’t applicable.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10531 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:29 pm to
If she sat on me
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:30 pm to
I sense solid edit potential
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
9200 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:30 pm to
if she started blowing me
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45719 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:31 pm to
Rarely is any woman going to give a full grown man much of a fight. That’s why I fight dirty and keep my driver handy. It’s hefty and I can use it from a distance.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68258 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:31 pm to
The glare i get from my wife on the reg knocks me the frick out
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84595 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:32 pm to
My wife terrifies me.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25781 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:32 pm to
Id kick her in the nuts if she started to ahead of me.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:32 pm to
I wouldn’t mess with my wife but I think I could take her.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63825 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:33 pm to
Girls don't fight fair and there's lots of knives in the kitchen. Physical ability in a fair fight, I win easily. In reality, I keep my head on a swivel and watch my arse.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48336 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:35 pm to
I'm 6'3 228. She's 5'6" 130. No

ETA - she would stab me when I wasn't looking if it didn't have to be a fair fight though
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39950 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:37 pm to
Good lord the responses in this thread are cringeworthy.

frick no. My SO knows she can be put down easy, we wrassle every so often and I’ll let her get a win in. Then show her the real power.

A male should be able to handle the average female with no issues in hand to hand combat.


Edit: forgot to add, Let the downvotes commence.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:38 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37807 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:37 pm to
I might end up dead, but that MFer is gonna look like he got attacked by Edward Scissorhands.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32082 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

Girls don't fight fair and there's lots of knives in the kitchen


I’m sure you’ve seen Basic Instinct.

Or Gone Girl.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Would your SO have a fair chance against you in a fight?



If she was naked, yes.

Bc I'd be trying to coitus the whole time.

Naked angry women are hot
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:40 pm
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:40 pm to
She caught me with an elbow right on the fricking button once and JUST about knocked me out. It was a complete accident but at the same time it made me think I probably shouldn’t ever piss her off

But in all honesty, she wouldn’t have a chance.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84595 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

My SO knows she can be put down easy, we wrassle every so often and I’ll let her get a win in. Then show her the real power.



quote:

Good lord the responses in this thread are cringeworthy.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39950 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:44 pm to
What it’s true.


You really think I’m going to sit here and pretend that a 5’2 woman has any shot at knocking me out in a fair fight? She can wrassle pretty good though. I’ll give her a lot of credit there.
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