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re: Would you support a law for porch pirates to be executed on the spot?

Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3368 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

What do you mean here?


The actual thieves (not all of them mind you) will get paid a flat amount per package stolen. This wasn't covered in Rober's video (I don't think anyway).

Might have been a deadline I saw on it lol. But its a little more prevalent than you would think.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35371 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

just checked with God and he said "cool"
And after we kill them, he'll forgive us! God is great!
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9926 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:07 pm to
Steal a package from my front porch today and it's game on. Climb over my fence to steal, it's game over.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2880 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:10 pm to
Only if they become violent and you fear for your life. Material items aren’t worth someone’s life. They deserve the punishment under the law, not a death sentence for theft.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6278 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to
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Only if it’s extended to car jackers or people actively stealing your car when you approach



Let's just say thievery.
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28579 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

one finger per package


4 fingers and a thumb would be better.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35371 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to
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Only if they become violent and you fear for your life. Material items aren’t worth someone’s life. They deserve the punishment under the law, not a death sentence for theft.
Also, imagine going to jail for an Amazon package.
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 3:13 pm
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28579 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:14 pm to
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Also, imagine going to jail for an Amazon package.



Especially if it is some of the useless crap my wife buys that se just didn't want to go to the store for
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35371 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:15 pm to
Going to jail for murder for a 2 pack of paper towels and a 4 pack of toilet paper.
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28579 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:16 pm to
I still hate a thief. I hope they rot in prison for stealing my napkins.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9926 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:20 pm to
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Yes, I would love to bait my porch with all kinds of goodies to bring them in to shooting range.

Exactly. The next day as they go for the package, they will see that I forgot to close the door fully. Pursue and enter the open door trap and it's good night Irene.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
3488 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

My vote is for tannerite with a switch.


Or a claymore mine.
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:27 pm to
I can't care more about their life than they do or in this case don't. We you frick with people's stuff, you could possibly find out. frick thieves, carjackers, rapists and pesos. They don't care about you why should we care about them? Bleeding hearts are why crime is so rampant.
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:31 pm to
Yes

Caught the first time- they get rammed in the rear by a 18 inch sex toy for 30 minutes

Each time caught afterwards, they are given a mental puzzle to solve within 30 minutes. If time expires, the puzzle explodes.

Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110805 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:39 pm to
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I can't care more about their life than they do or in this case don't.
The 1 poster said it perfectly...when they do this, they're risking their lives. That means they value that package more than their own lives, so why shouldn't I do the same?
Posted by OKBoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2019
3126 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:39 pm to
I tend to think we need to be more violent with thieves.

"How could you possibly value some property more than someone's life?"

I didn't value that property more than their life, they did.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20883 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:42 pm to
The problem I have is the IQ of half of America is much lower than what you need to implement this policy.

Just read about the jackass killing his neighbor in road rage then claiming self defense, all on video .

LINK
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 3:45 pm
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:42 pm to
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Every time I have heard this in my life I wonder how someone can value freedom so little.


Don’t know man but you better believe there are people in this country for whom it’s nothing to do 3-5. You hear some guys talk about it and it’s like it was almost an inevitability in their minds.

This is the type of person the OP is talking about. Literally don’t give a shite about you, themselves, their family, nothing.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26183 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:44 pm to
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So you want summary execution for all thefts?

Sure. frick thieves.
Posted by ryanlsu
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
1248 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:46 pm to
You have people on this site and the news sites (WAFB, WBRZ, etc.) actively defending kids that anally raped a girl whose blood alcohol content was .319 and then dropped said drunk girl off on the side of the road. You actually think anyone will allow serious repercussions for thieves.
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