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re: Would you support a law for porch pirates to be executed on the spot?
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:04 pm to Cosmo
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:04 pm to Cosmo
quote:
What do you mean here?
The actual thieves (not all of them mind you) will get paid a flat amount per package stolen. This wasn't covered in Rober's video (I don't think anyway).
Might have been a deadline I saw on it lol. But its a little more prevalent than you would think.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:06 pm to idlewatcher
quote:And after we kill them, he'll forgive us! God is great!
just checked with God and he said "cool"
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:07 pm to TexasTiger33
Steal a package from my front porch today and it's game on. Climb over my fence to steal, it's game over.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:10 pm to Thundercles
Only if they become violent and you fear for your life. Material items aren’t worth someone’s life. They deserve the punishment under the law, not a death sentence for theft.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to bayoudude
quote:
Only if it’s extended to car jackers or people actively stealing your car when you approach
Let's just say thievery.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to real turf fan
quote:
one finger per package
4 fingers and a thumb would be better.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:12 pm to This GUN for HIRE
quote:Also, imagine going to jail for an Amazon package.
Only if they become violent and you fear for your life. Material items aren’t worth someone’s life. They deserve the punishment under the law, not a death sentence for theft.
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:14 pm to saint tiger225
quote:
Also, imagine going to jail for an Amazon package.
Especially if it is some of the useless crap my wife buys that se just didn't want to go to the store for
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:15 pm to jose
Going to jail for murder for a 2 pack of paper towels and a 4 pack of toilet paper.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:16 pm to saint tiger225
I still hate a thief. I hope they rot in prison for stealing my napkins.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:20 pm to AUriptide
quote:
Yes, I would love to bait my porch with all kinds of goodies to bring them in to shooting range.
Exactly. The next day as they go for the package, they will see that I forgot to close the door fully. Pursue and enter the open door trap and it's good night Irene.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:26 pm to idlewatcher
quote:
My vote is for tannerite with a switch.
Or a claymore mine.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:27 pm to Supermoto Tiger
I can't care more about their life than they do or in this case don't. We you frick with people's stuff, you could possibly find out. frick thieves, carjackers, rapists and pesos. They don't care about you why should we care about them? Bleeding hearts are why crime is so rampant.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:31 pm to Thundercles
Yes
Caught the first time- they get rammed in the rear by a 18 inch sex toy for 30 minutes
Each time caught afterwards, they are given a mental puzzle to solve within 30 minutes. If time expires, the puzzle explodes.
Caught the first time- they get rammed in the rear by a 18 inch sex toy for 30 minutes
Each time caught afterwards, they are given a mental puzzle to solve within 30 minutes. If time expires, the puzzle explodes.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:39 pm to RTRinTampa
quote:The 1 poster said it perfectly...when they do this, they're risking their lives. That means they value that package more than their own lives, so why shouldn't I do the same?
I can't care more about their life than they do or in this case don't.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:39 pm to Thundercles
I tend to think we need to be more violent with thieves.
"How could you possibly value some property more than someone's life?"
I didn't value that property more than their life, they did.
"How could you possibly value some property more than someone's life?"
I didn't value that property more than their life, they did.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:42 pm to Thundercles
The problem I have is the IQ of half of America is much lower than what you need to implement this policy.
Just read about the jackass killing his neighbor in road rage then claiming self defense, all on video .
LINK
Just read about the jackass killing his neighbor in road rage then claiming self defense, all on video .
LINK
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:42 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
Every time I have heard this in my life I wonder how someone can value freedom so little.
Don’t know man but you better believe there are people in this country for whom it’s nothing to do 3-5. You hear some guys talk about it and it’s like it was almost an inevitability in their minds.
This is the type of person the OP is talking about. Literally don’t give a shite about you, themselves, their family, nothing.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:44 pm to Earnest_P
quote:
So you want summary execution for all thefts?
Sure. frick thieves.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:46 pm to Thundercles
You have people on this site and the news sites (WAFB, WBRZ, etc.) actively defending kids that anally raped a girl whose blood alcohol content was .319 and then dropped said drunk girl off on the side of the road. You actually think anyone will allow serious repercussions for thieves.
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