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Would you support a law for porch pirates to be executed on the spot?
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:19 pm
I see no redeeming qualities for these people. If you choose to deprive someone of their property, brazenly walking up to a stranger's house in broad daylight and taking an unknown package just because you might want what's inside, you deserve to no longer be alive. Leave the body in the street.
You think Louisiana or Texas legislature would go for this? I might go visit the Capitol.
You think Louisiana or Texas legislature would go for this? I might go visit the Capitol.
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:20 pm to Thundercles
Only if it’s extended to car jackers or people actively stealing your car when you approach
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:21 pm to Thundercles
My vote is for tannerite with a switch.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:23 pm to Tornado Alley
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First downvote.
Found the porch pirate
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:26 pm to Thundercles
The Mark Rober eps on this issue are pretty eye opening. The ones doing the thieving are basically entry level employees. Its crazy stuff.
To answer your question though, not sure about executing but I think a case could be made to chop off an appendage. Not overly fond of thieves. They really are the scum of the earth.
To answer your question though, not sure about executing but I think a case could be made to chop off an appendage. Not overly fond of thieves. They really are the scum of the earth.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:28 pm to Thundercles
I think cutting off a finger would be appropriate.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:29 pm to Tornado Alley
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First downvote.
I downvote you.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:34 pm to Thundercles
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This post was edited on 2/1/23 at 11:58 am
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:35 pm to Thundercles
No, that's some Sharia law type shite. The bullshite I order from Amazon isn't worth somebody's life. Should they be punished? Yes. Killed? No.
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:36 pm to Thundercles
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Would you support a law for porch pirates to be executed on the spot?
Our government won't pass a law like that unless they can make some kind of money off it.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:36 pm to Thundercles
Throw them in a gas chamber with catalytic converter thieves
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:39 pm to Thundercles
I simply live in economically well-off areas, so I never experience this problem.
Sounds like all involved need to escape poverty.
Sounds like all involved need to escape poverty.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:39 pm to Thundercles
I support bringing back stockades. Lock people in there for a day and let people throw rotten vegetables at them.
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:39 pm to Thundercles
Don't have this problem in my non-trashy neighborhood
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:39 pm to Thundercles
I empathize with your anger but no.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:41 pm to Loup
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No. The bullshitee I order from Amazon isn't worth somebody's life. Should they be punished? Yes. Killed? No.
I’d like to think the OP is tongue in cheek, but I’d be lying if I didn’t secretly hope that someone doing this would get hit by a truck as they run away.
It’s 2023. We live in a first-world country that gives lots of stuff away. I agree with the OP that people who do this have no redeeming qualities.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:41 pm to sleepytime
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I empathize with your anger but no.
This shows weakness. They have zero value to society, why not eliminate them.
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:42 pm to Thundercles
Public corporal punishment. 
Posted on 1/31/23 at 2:42 pm to UnitedFruitCompany
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The ones doing the thieving are basically entry level employees.
What do you mean here?
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