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re: Would you support a law for porch pirates to be executed on the spot?

Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69049 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 3:48 pm to
I feel like we should toughen our stance on a variety of crimes.
Maybe not execute, but I'm fine with maiming. Every one of these thugs with a gun should lose index fingers. Rapists should lose dicks.
Posted by painman1
Member since Jan 2023
295 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:03 pm to
Start with finger amputations dominant hand.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67004 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:12 pm to
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So you want summary execution for all thefts?


Yes. Stealing should not be tolerated whether it’s white collar embezzlement, carjacking, or shoplifting.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25506 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:13 pm to
I support. This is one of those crimes where they is absolutely zero gray area. It’s not a he-said, she-said issue. There’s cameras involved with video evidence. You can’t argue that you were stealing something as an act of desperation. It’s simple.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15840 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:20 pm to
Uh no. We have this thing called the Constitution.

And you want to give cops the power to legally commute a death sentence at the scene? What could go wrong?
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24625 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:23 pm to
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Tornado Alley


Found the unemployable leech stuck on the govt titty
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25506 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:28 pm to
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And you want to give cops the power to legally commute a death sentence at the scene?


Why would I let a cop take out my trash?
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28594 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:37 pm to
Do I think death is a proper penalty to theft? No.

Are most of those people worthless? Yes.

Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11494 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 4:57 pm to
You can't have just anyone killing anyone for stealing.

You CAN allow people to use deadly force to protect their property. Just allowing any jack wagon seeing someone pick up a box off a porch and blasting them away is a recipe for disaster. Allowing property owners to protect their own property will be enough to deter most.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27261 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 5:02 pm to
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Don't have this problem in my non-trashy neighborhood


Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4292 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:37 pm to
Thieves = parasites

Execute em all
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:38 pm to
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Rapists should lose dicks.


I 'm down with that, but only if people who falsely accuse someone of rape spend the rest of their lives in prison.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77558 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:38 pm to
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Would you support a law for porch pirates to be executed on the spot?


shite
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49526 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:40 pm to
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First downvote.



I downvote you.




I was the 119th to downvote
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
48830 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:42 pm to
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No, that's some Sharia law type shite.


I bet they don't have any porch pirates in Saudi.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4770 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:48 pm to
I’ll pass on that idea. Porch pirates are terrible, but as someone who walks through neighborhoods and utility servitudes for a living, I don’t need folks any more trigger happy than they already are.

You want a bad feeling? Try hanging off the side of a light pole just past sundown in north BR. And then you start hearing gunshots. It’s not a warm and fuzzy feeling.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6767 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:53 pm to
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No, that's some Sharia law type shite. The bullshite I order from Amazon isn't worth somebody's life.


Not all lives are equal. Plus, sometimes I order some important stuff.
Posted by amm337
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2019
240 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:54 pm to
Relax, guy. I'm sure they'll send you a replacement fleshlight.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 6:56 pm to
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Material items aren’t worth someone’s life


One of the dumbest, over used tropes in History.

Of course material items are worth more than some peoples' lives.

Material items are accrued by exchanging time or talent for a wage.

When you steal "stuff", you're stealing part of someones' life.

Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35944 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 7:02 pm to
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Every time I have heard this in my life I wonder how someone can value freedom so little.


Why don't you ask the people stealing boxes off porches knowing they could go to jail for something probably costing less than 100 dollars. Obviously they don't care.
This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 7:03 pm
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