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re: Would you rather be married to Kate Upton or Taylor Swift
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to baseballmind1212
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to baseballmind1212
quote:better genetics
Ever wonder why rich women almost always look better than poor/middle class?
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
better surgeons
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:36 am to lsu xman
I find Upton quite a bit hotter but she looks like she could blow up, her family has billions so money's a wash. I guess it comes down to their music and I'll take Upton there as well.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:03 am to lsu xman
The whale, I can guarantee you she's a better lay
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:04 am to GEAUXT
Ones significant other got coming out of a Asian massage parlor. That's telling.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:08 am to LsuTool
Taylor Swift is not pretty. Shes like 6 foot 110 lbs. Why do people think shes hot?


Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:34 am to dallastiger55
Kate Upton since money is off the table.
More cushion for da pushin!!!
More cushion for da pushin!!!

Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:36 am to lsu xman
Upton for the titties and the sex only.... 

Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:39 am to lsu xman
Don’t care about the money....gimme Clarissa Bowers for the win.


Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:41 am to dallastiger55

That way, Tay Tay can write a song about me and Kate doing her wrong
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:44 am to wizziko
quote:
How dare you compare Swift to that fat frick
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:46 am to lsu xman
Taylor Swift Mom
Kate Upton Mom
Surprised by results
That said $280M I am getting allimony so in
Edit - seen it has been done
Honestly only option to figure this out

Kate Upton Mom

Surprised by results
That said $280M I am getting allimony so in
Edit - seen it has been done
Honestly only option to figure this out
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 8:48 am
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:47 am to wizziko
quote:
How dare you compare Swift to that fat frick
Contrary to what my avatar says, Swift is flat. She probably would divorce you after a couple months anyway.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:48 am to lsu xman
Neither! My wife :) she makes plenty money teaching tards
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:49 am to el Gaucho
quote:
Neither! My wife :) she makes plenty money teaching tards
Plus those benefits baw
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:49 am to lsu xman
Everyone is like "Oh Swift will maintain her body, blah blah blah". That's assuming you can live with her crazy arse long enough for it to pay off. I'm assuming most of the people saying that aren't married, but I'll take the less crazy woman who might put on some weight as she gets older over a psycho bitch who might stay skinny but will make your life miserable. Keep the prenup in mind, crazy arse Taylor won't keep your arse around if you just jet-set around and frick some strange; she'll divorce you and then write an album putting your penniless arse on blast. If forced to choose, I'd marry most anyone over Swift.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:52 am to thelawnwranglers
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Kate Upton Mom

This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 8:53 am
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