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Would you kill yourself instead of prison? (Update)

Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:34 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:34 pm
Guy I know is scheduled for trial soon, for kiddie porn. I don’t know what exactly he’s looking at, but considering it’s in a tough jurisdiction and it was a lot of porno, lets say he will get a decade in prison. His arrest was a year ago, so he’s had time to prepare. I don’t keep in touch with him so not sure what he’s been doing since the arrest.

Would you kill yourself? Take boxing or krav maga lessons? Try to flee?


Update 3/12/19: my old buddy pled guilty to child porn and got 20 years. State prison. I might would kill myself. LINK
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120174 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:34 pm to
You know acreboy?
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:35 pm to
Hopefully he does.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120174 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:35 pm to
Also are we talking pound me in the arse Angola or federal white collar country club prison?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:36 pm to
OT posters are experts in the art of anal with women so I doubt it would be very hard to flip that around
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:36 pm to
If it was for child porn then yes. For something else, no, I’d just get use to it and do prison life like on Coolhand Luke.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Would you kill yourself? Take boxing or krav maga lessons? Try to flee?
frick all that. I'm just gonna not collect kiddie porn
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29243 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

kiddie porn. I don’t know what exactly he’s looking at,


Some messed up shite..

He deserves to get his shite manually pushed in on a daily basis
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18762 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:37 pm to
Pedo dude should go kill himself
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Guy I know is scheduled for trial soon, for kiddie porn. I don’t know what exactly he’s looking at, but


Kiddie porn.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48362 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:38 pm to
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Try to flee?

If he really had kiddie porn than I hope he goes to the pen. If I got busted for cocaine or something like that I'd probably try to go Unibomber and flee to some far corner of the country like remote Alaska and live off of the land. I know how to hunt and fish.

I'd probably do better there than Mexico.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:39 pm to
Go take out your short list. Plead to murder 1. Get put on death row. That'll get you your own cell, and there will be a couple thousand snowflakes begging for your pardon and release everytime your execution date comes up.

(not recommended in Texas)
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63872 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:39 pm to
Is this person fromCherokee County GA ?
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21521 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

Go take out your short list. Plead to murder 1. Get put on death row. That'll get you your own cell, and there will be a couple thousand snowflakes begging for your pardon and release everytime your execution date comes up.

(not recommended in Texas)
You’ve thought this out
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7610 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:42 pm to
My good friend was busted for this. He downloaded BS from lime wire and got caught for child porn. I have know him for a very long time and he has 2 young kids so I know very well that it's BS. But he doesn't know how much time he will serve yet just that's its likely. Sad situation. I wouldnt kill myself if I'm sentenced for 10 years. Life yes. I have kids. There is no way I'm leaving this world for 10 years in a cell.
Posted by SouthernImmigrant
NELA
Member since Jul 2018
624 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:44 pm to
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federal white collar country club prison?

After speaking with somebody that did time at Beaumont Medium (medium security Federal prison) , the “white collar country club” image is very false. He said he was one of 10 white guys in a pod with 150+. Majority being Mexicans that crossed illegally.
The story that stuck out was him seeing somebody getting the frick beaten out of their head with a padlock inside of a sock.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:45 pm to
Pedos actually get put with other pedos, generally, if you're going fed.

The justice system is aware of how at-risk they are and doesn't really want to get sued if the family has any ability to go that route.

The subway guy is still alive and kicking. Pretty sure he got put in a pedowing.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35465 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

. I have know him for a very long time and he has 2 young kids so I know very well that it's BS.

Not saying he did it but how does having kids prove it's BS?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76182 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Also are we talking pound me in the arse Angola or federal white collar country club prison?


Kiddie porn in St Tammany Parish, so I’m thinking a pound me in the arse state prison.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

You’ve thought this out


It's my terminal cancer plan. I don't want to burden my family with medical bills. The State? Yes. My Family? No.
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