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re: Would you go into an abandoned house if you knew there was $10,000 in it?
Posted on 4/16/26 at 3:40 pm to billjamin
Posted on 4/16/26 at 3:40 pm to billjamin
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I'd be curious to see the differing answers from this scenario and the same one but instead of 10k there's an OT10 ready to bang you.
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 3:40 pm to JoeyP239
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#2. The house contains 15 King Cobras and 10 Black Mambas
I guess it depends on how big the house is. Maybe if its the size of a walmart Id go in but otherwise hell no. Id go in if it was just the King Cobras tho
Posted on 4/16/26 at 3:41 pm to JoeyP239
The snakes won't attack you unless provoked, so I'd go in and safely and slowly walk around looking for the money in an obvious place. I wouldn't risk looking for the money in places where I can't see whether or not a snake was in there, dark spaces etc. If I couldn't find the money in 5 minutes, I'd leave.
Another loophole- I can't bring any weapons with me, but I bet I could find a broom or something in the house I could use as a snake stick.
Another loophole- I can't bring any weapons with me, but I bet I could find a broom or something in the house I could use as a snake stick.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 3:48 pm to deeprig9
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Another loophole- I can't bring any weapons with me, but I bet I could find a broom or something in the house I could use as a snake stick.
Imagine opening up a random door and this fricker is staring you down and all you have is a dusty broom
King cobras are fricking huge
Posted on 4/16/26 at 3:56 pm to JoeyP239
Can I wait until it's below freezing outside for a couple of days first?
If not, you're gonna have to come up off that $10k number. At least throw in medical on top cause $10k won't cover antivenom and an airlift.
If not, you're gonna have to come up off that $10k number. At least throw in medical on top cause $10k won't cover antivenom and an airlift.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:01 pm to JoeyP239
Could I bring a torch and light the place on fire.
That is the only way I go in there is after it burns down.
The a bank only needs half the currency to be traded in.
That is the only way I go in there is after it burns down.
The a bank only needs half the currency to be traded in.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:01 pm to JoeyP239
$10,000 is not worth all of that. Add at least one more zero to that figure and then we'll talk.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:02 pm to Mstate
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King cobras are fricking huge
don't know if true and don't won't to find out but I've read in numerous places that they have to assume that position to strike and they're a bit clumsy in that position(no kickstand,) might be able to knock it over with the broom to buy you some time
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:14 pm to JoeyP239
Can I bring my pet mongoose?
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:18 pm to billjamin
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I'd be curious to see the differing answers from this scenario and the same one but instead of 10k there's an OT10 ready to bang you.
Might as well pose the dilemma as choosing between banging an OT10 or $10k
I’m going with $10k because the pleasure would last longer.
As to the original premise, yes. I like my chances.
This post was edited on 4/16/26 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:21 pm to JoeyP239
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You would not be allowed to wear any overly protective gear or bring any weapons.
So what I'm hearing is I'm making protective gear and weapons from what's in the house
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:28 pm to 777Tiger
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don't know if true and don't won't to find out but I've read in numerous places that they have to assume that position to strike and they're a bit clumsy in that position(no kickstand,) might be able to knock it over with the broom to buy you some time
Good point. Also they are probably even more clumsy in a house with wooden floors as opposed to a soft jungle environment. Maybe a knock down the stair case or something but as thick as they are I don’t know
Now, those spitting cobras would present some real problems.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:36 pm to JoeyP239
You had me at 15 King Cobras and 10 Black Mambas.
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:37 pm to JoeyP239
Can I bring a flute to charm the snakes?
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:38 pm to JoeyP239
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You aren’t allowed any weapons

Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:39 pm to BoogaBear
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Sure I'll bring Tigerdad with me and have him play with snakes and split the money with him
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:43 pm to JoeyP239
Maybe. Cobras and black mambas are natural predators. I wait for them to kill each other and then could take my chances with the last one standing. Might need a little more money in the pot.
Eh cobras probably win out decisively.
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You had me at 15 King Cobras and 10 Black Mambas.
Eh cobras probably win out decisively.
This post was edited on 4/16/26 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:48 pm to JoeyP239
What kinda dumb shite is this?
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