Would a non-alcoholic beer satisfy an alcoholic’s immediate urge?

Well asking how long it might fool the body before they realize wtf

At the end of my drinking days I would have known within the first couple of sips.

I remember showing up at a dive bar one day with heavy DT symptoms. I couldn’t stop shaking. I ordered a double vodka and within 15 seconds the shaking stopped. It calmed me down quickly. Scared the crap out of me.

would a man's hairy b-hole immediately satisfy a heterosexual sex addict?

turns out, yea, it would lol

it would :(

All social events involve alcohol. Occasionally I’ll pick up a sixer of ODouls. It satisfies the anxiety of having something in my hand and not feeling like the only one not drinking and at the end of the day, nobody really cares.

Wake up the next day 100%

Heineken is pushing their shitty 0% beer nonstop on the Champions League

Not even close. The shakes will not subside with willpower, or hocuspocus. Only with time.

Yeah I imagine the buzz is what they’re seeking.

But I can see how in a social situation someone would feel more comfortable with a non alcoholic beer in their hand.

Non alcoholic beer is the dumbest thing ever invented. You drink beer to get drunk. You have to be a gay arse limp wristed bearded gay boy to drink beer for the taste.