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re: Would a child ever ask their mom if she could squirt?

Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:29 am to
Posted by greenbean
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:29 am to
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Agreed. Anyone who says they haven’t seen their parents piss or shite is living in fantasy land.

On another note. Hurt and squirt rhyme. You think that was planned?



Only the poors, we actually had separate bathrooms with doors that locked.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:34 am to
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:36 am to
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Squirt is piss


Had this conversation with a buddy. He said it don’t taste like piss.
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:41 am to
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He said it don’t taste like piss.




Posted by sjmabry
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:46 am to
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He said it don’t taste like piss.
Hmm
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:48 am to
Had this conversation is the new asking for a friend.
Posted by Townedrunkard
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:51 am to
I’ve been with a few, I don’t think it’s piss either.
Posted by Big Gorilla
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:52 am to
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don’t taste like piss.


Not sure of taste but it’s certainly doesn’t smell like it. Feels like lube to be honest.

And when they do...they pass out like a dude. It’s kind of comical.
Posted by bonescanner
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:57 am to
why in the f would you want to know if your mom could squirt. Sick little fricker
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 6:59 am to
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have been with 2 squirters. It’s not piss


Yeah, it is. Congrats, you got pissed on.
Posted by Big Gorilla
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:04 am to
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Yeah, it is. Congrats, you got pissed on.


Congrats on never making a woman squirt.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:13 am to
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Only the poors, we actually had separate bathrooms with doors that locked.


If your mom took you shopping alone when you were preschool age, you at least saw her take a leak.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:29 am to
Yeah, I'll alert the scientists that Big Gorilla at tigerdroppings knows better than their studies and testing! Stop the presses!

It's ok baw, this is a safe space. It's 2022 and ok to admit that you love getting pissed on. You do you.
This post was edited on 8/11/22 at 7:32 am
Posted by Big Gorilla
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:34 am to
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studies and testing


Scientists admit they don’t know. Regardless, doesn’t smell like piss. And has a lubricant feel to it. I thought it was piss the first time. But certainly doesn’t seem like it is.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:36 am to
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Squirt is piss

Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22071 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:38 am to
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Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity
Posted by lsufan9193969700
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:39 am to
Where's the link/source?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22071 posts
Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:41 am to
LINK

NIH

And if you scroll through the first 10 hits, the theme is the same.
This post was edited on 8/11/22 at 7:42 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:42 am to
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Somebody put the kid up to that as a joke is all.
Is that what you thought was happening with LucasP?

A joke?

You’re a joke, and, like OweO, a lame one.
Posted by Big Gorilla
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Posted on 8/11/22 at 7:43 am to
And there are numerous studies that say they don’t know if it’s urine. I don’t know what it is. But I can tell you with 100% confidence it doesn’t smell like urine.

And....both the nature and the origin of squirting remain controversial.
This post was edited on 8/11/22 at 7:45 am
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