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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:34 pm to Tarps99
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:34 pm to Tarps99
This is not the worst experience gross wise. I did in the past year have a female that brought ear plugs in a little fancy container for me so that I would not hear her snore. Yes she was from San Francisco (born in Georgia)
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Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:34 pm to Tarps99
Worst I had was the last time I fricked my ex (we were still dating at the time).
Had a surprise trip to Nola during December since we were both off and both worked at the same restaurant. Have a great dinner, go back to the hotel start hooking up but she was on her period so said to go back door. Since we had just eaten shortly before, she shite all over my dick and when we both smelled it she tried to tell me to keep going until I finish…I couldn’t. Immediately stopped, changed the sheets and went to bed…shortly after, we broke up
ETA: not my story, but an old fraternity brother of mine told me a story once about his friend in high school that was fricking his GF in the back door to preserve her virginity in her parents bed because they were supposed to be out of town. They come back, walk in on them in their bed, she shits all over his dick….I can’t imagine how awkward that must have been
Had a surprise trip to Nola during December since we were both off and both worked at the same restaurant. Have a great dinner, go back to the hotel start hooking up but she was on her period so said to go back door. Since we had just eaten shortly before, she shite all over my dick and when we both smelled it she tried to tell me to keep going until I finish…I couldn’t. Immediately stopped, changed the sheets and went to bed…shortly after, we broke up
ETA: not my story, but an old fraternity brother of mine told me a story once about his friend in high school that was fricking his GF in the back door to preserve her virginity in her parents bed because they were supposed to be out of town. They come back, walk in on them in their bed, she shits all over his dick….I can’t imagine how awkward that must have been
This post was edited on 1/30/22 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:48 pm to Tarps99
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Time to pull out the plastic sheets or put one of those dog mats under the sheet to absorb the piss.
Hopefully, you had a fun time telling your bros why you need their help to replace your piss soaked mattress.
I ended up fricking her again in my time of need and put down a bunch of puppy pee pads under my fitted sheet
she’s a cool chick, I could deal with it if it wasn’t such a constant thing. I’ve made plenty of other girls squirt and its never been that bad. With her it’s like she’s just straight up pissing everywhere. Ruins the hotness of it. She cums at the drop of a hat so I guess that makes it worse. Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:50 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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Exactly in these 19 pages combine there might be a total of 1 page of truth
That’s cute
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:54 pm to GumboPot
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Hairy nipples
I'd honestly would feel better about this if your a chick or gay. Lol
Posted on 1/30/22 at 4:57 pm to rowbear1922
Menstrual blood or shite? Tough choice.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 5:46 pm to ColdTurkey
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I could deal with it if it wasn’t such a constant thing. I’ve made plenty of other girls squirt and its n
Know a guy that dated a chick with some money that lived out of town. I can’t remember why but she would come and visit him decently often and stay in a hotel, I think work related. Anyway, she would always rent a double queen even though it was just her. He quickly found out it was because she had a frickin bed and a sleeping bed for the reasons you stated.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 6:55 pm to Loup
Im 46 and crying. I have learned a lot today! Too funny. Just watched Burrow make it to the Superbowl and this thread is the best part of my day.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 7:33 pm to charminultra
Seriously OP, you started this shithole of a thread. To redeem yourself and all those whose sordid stories appear here, you must do some serious penance. Start a GoFundMe for a battered womens' shelter and a new spinoff thread praising the best experiences you've had with a girl in bed, with those squeaky-clean ladies who always smell like lilac or vanilla and taste like chocolate covered cherries, and aren't end-of-the bar-at-closing-time trash.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 8:53 pm to charminultra
Hair on her nipples, hairy vag, and had hair around her butt hole.
It was disgusting and i was thinking, i get some chicks don’t want to shave down there, which is gross enough but how the frick do you not notice hair around your nipples?
It was disgusting and i was thinking, i get some chicks don’t want to shave down there, which is gross enough but how the frick do you not notice hair around your nipples?
Posted on 1/30/22 at 8:56 pm to Fat and Happy
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Hair on her nipples, hairy vag, and had hair around her butt hole.
All you missed out on was a boil on her tit.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 9:09 pm to PhantomMenace
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Seriously OP, you started this shithole of a thread. To redeem yourself and all those whose sordid stories appear here, you must do some serious penance.
Reading this thread just reinforces the wisdom of my choice to remain pretty constrained with my sex life. I'm sure there are greener pastures out there I missed...but damn...this Thread ought to go in the Good Book toward serving marital fidelity. The horrors herein would work better than the eternal damnation and fire and brimstone stuff. Geez.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 9:30 pm to RCDfan1950
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Reading this thread just reinforces the wisdom of my choice to remain pretty constrained with my sex life. I'm sure there are greener pastures out there I missed...but damn...this Thread ought to go in the Good Book toward serving marital fidelity. The horrors herein would work better than the eternal damnation and fire and brimstone stuff. Geez.
It takes a little rain to make a rainbow.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 10:33 pm to charminultra
69’ing with a drunk ex. I guess she’s feeling herself and decides to deepthroat. No sooner than her lips touch the base of my dick, she projectile vomits with me still in her mouth. My torso, junk, and sheets are caked with chunky orange puke, but most disturbingly, it’s also in my asscrack. This bitch puked in my asscrack.
There are certain sensory experiences that you will never forget. A pukey bhole is one of them.
There are certain sensory experiences that you will never forget. A pukey bhole is one of them.
Posted on 1/31/22 at 6:41 am to RCDfan1950
It appears that Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in “Full Metal Jacket” knew about Mary Jane from talking with some of the guys in this forum……
“ Your days of finger banging ol Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ….are OVER!!”.
Lol
“ Your days of finger banging ol Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ….are OVER!!”.
Lol
Posted on 1/31/22 at 8:23 am to charminultra
It involved my 17th birthday party, a bottle of Southern Comfort, a dark bedroom, and my girlfriend’s birthday present to me. I won’t go into detail. I’ll just leave this one hint.
And on top of it all, my drunk arse was oblivious until we left the dark bedroom and rejoined the party.
And on top of it all, my drunk arse was oblivious until we left the dark bedroom and rejoined the party.
Posted on 1/31/22 at 8:32 am to Darth_Vader
Your bday present from the gf was to eat her out on period? What a keeper!
“Oh I’m sorry I didn’t know!” BS
“Oh I’m sorry I didn’t know!” BS
Posted on 1/31/22 at 8:57 am to rowbear1922
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Had a surprise trip to Nola during December since we were both off and both worked at the same restaurant. Have a great dinner, go back to the hotel start hooking up but she was on her period so said to go back door. Since we had just eaten shortly before, she shite all over my dick and when we both smelled it she tried to tell me to keep going until I finish…I couldn’t. Immediately stopped, changed the sheets and went to bed…shortly after, we broke up
That was definitely her fetish. Yikes, sounds like you dodged a bullet on that one.
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:12 am to Tvilletiger
Initials?
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:38 am to charminultra
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brought a girl home one night from the bar, started hooking up or whatever, and she had leftover tp on the bunghole
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