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re: Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:11 pm to yellowfin
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:11 pm to yellowfin
quote:
We have a standing rule, you get to turn down sex once a month, after that it doesn’t matter if you’re tired, have a headache, or any other excuse…..you’re putting out
If this is true then congrats to you…but I doubt it actually holds up
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Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:12 pm to tha mastablasta
"I'm so oooo tired"
Watches home town for an hour after
Watches home town for an hour after
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:13 pm to tha mastablasta
quote:
Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:14 pm to tha mastablasta
Maybe if you didn’t call her your old lady, she wouldn’t be avoiding sex.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:14 pm to yellowfin
quote:
We have a standing rule, you get to turn down sex once a month, after that it doesn’t matter if you’re tired, have a headache, or any other excuse…..you’re putting out
Wait until the divorce –- when she accuses you of raping her.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:15 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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I'm so oooo tired" Watches home town for an hour after
You and I live in the same universe. My wife, however, front loads the TV/streaming shite and and then complains about being too tired. I think I’m just going to tell her to roll over and put a towel down and gtf to sleep and I’ll just take care of my end while she’s sleeping
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:17 pm to tha mastablasta
I’m pregnant and my placenta is blocking my vagina.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:17 pm to GreenRockTiger
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:19 pm to yellowfin
I'm still sore from the abortion earlier today, also I used to date Lily from att.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:21 pm to tha mastablasta
I’ve already told her “you can have sex with me or go to sleep but either way you’re getting cummed on”
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:27 pm to tha mastablasta
It’s the middle of the Week
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:30 pm to tha mastablasta
I never turn down a gentleman for sex.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:34 pm to tha mastablasta
Constipated worked every time.
Usually she actually was.
I can still say do you have any laxatives in Italian.
Usually she actually was.
I can still say do you have any laxatives in Italian.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:35 pm to tha mastablasta
Mine never rejects my advances, because of the implication
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:36 pm to tha mastablasta
I just gave birth to our child 2 hours ago.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:38 pm to tigergirl10
jesus Walt your sphincter must be like a flat inner tube
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:40 pm to tigergirl10
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I never turn down a gentleman for sex.
What's your policy on degenerates?
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:41 pm to tha mastablasta
Headache on occasion, otherwise she jumps my bones 2-3x wk without warning. Ain’t complaining.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:42 pm to tha mastablasta
“It’s not your birthday.”
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:54 pm to go ta hell ole miss
quote:
It’s not your birthday
Or "it's not our anniversary"
And my personal favorite "our child is home and awake"
Bitch, the kid is always home and never sleeps.
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