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re: Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex

Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
4655 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:18 pm to
"I can still see you"
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34925 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:19 pm to
Sometimes ‘no’ just means try harder





Nerd
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
6017 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

your old lady


You're probably lucky you ever get laid calling women "your old lady".
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41011 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

That I’m ugly, old, and bald.


She talking about herself or about you?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:26 pm to
My parents are visiting next week
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:29 pm to
"I hate you, don't touch me"
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5730 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:29 pm to
Just had it for lunch...
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Sometimes ‘no’ just means try harder




That thinking got a guy 3-10 in Leavenworth
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8679 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:31 pm to
Had Superior Grille/Velvet Cactus/La Carretta for lunch/dinner.
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:33 pm to
Not tonight dear, I have a pussyache.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:33 pm to
"My parents were killed this morning"
This post was edited on 2/7/22 at 7:34 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7685 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:35 pm to
I feel I am being called to a life of chastity.
Posted by GB1017LSU
Member since Nov 2015
1078 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

"I do"


Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196497 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:39 pm to
who are you?, get out of my house !!

silly role play
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140858 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:40 pm to
She only takes cash upfront
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15313 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:41 pm to
You mean a man never rejected you
Posted by 19557LSU
Member since Jan 2018
373 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:01 pm to
Not tonight, YOU are too tired. Happened to a friend.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32831 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:05 pm to
“My pussy stank”
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98937 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:08 pm to
We have a standing rule, you get to turn down sex once a month, after that it doesn’t matter if you’re tired, have a headache, or any other excuse…..you’re putting out
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12113 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:11 pm to
“Who are you and why are you in my house?”

Pathetic.
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