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re: world's first "smart condom"

Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:09 am to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71827 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Not a full condom but a ring you put at the base of your dick.


Or the base/shaft/head for some...
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26318 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:12 am to
quote:

I don't need yet another entity reminding me how much I suck in bed or how small my pecker is.




But now you can share that info with your friends.


quote:

Users "will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."


Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12437 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:13 am to
I laughed a bout that too. i already tell people I have a small pecker and suck in bed so i don't have expectations to live up to . I'd hate for that to be reinforced to the world on Facebook.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151002 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:14 am to
quote:

The i-Con Smart Condom is like a FitBit, but for your penis
its about time
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:15 am to
Is it reusable?
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:17 am to
Does it vibrate like a cock ring?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:17 am to
quote:

75 for one? frick that.


Just like a regular condom, I'm sure you can use it more than once.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28115 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Wonder if it gives bonus points for PIIHB
I'm picturing it like a Super Mario game where you get a shite load of coins and then the the theme music for a boss battle starts playing as you're banging away.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Is it reusable?


That is what I was wondering. $75 for a one time thing? Kinda stiff.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:23 am to
Is there an online leader board?
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:27 am to
At this point I'm more concerned about efficiency than I am about speed.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Kinda stiff.

it would be hard to pony up that much for a condom
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26318 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

That is what I was wondering. $75 for a one time thing? Kinda stiff.


I see what you did there
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:32 am to
What they need is a GoPro attachment so you can rewatch game film
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Data includes duration of intercourse, calories burnt, number and speed of thrusts, girth measurements, and different positions used per week, month or year.


If the device cannot determine whether or not I am having sex alone, my data could be impressive.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5159 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:35 am to
they should have just called it a dicbit. I don't need measurable statistics to let me know I am a sexual god, my wife tells me all the time, I know she is lying but hey doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26318 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Is there an online leader board?


Since its going to have an iPhone app, they could put it with Apple's Game Center leader boards.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41513 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:49 am to
Do they have a large size?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:59 am to
At first I was like, oh this is so awesome.

And then I was like, oh it's still a condom.


No thanks, I'm out.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50923 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:37 pm to
I'm totally gonna try this.

quote:

According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

What's my thrust velocity?

How fast are my thrusts?

How many calories did that sesh just burn?

How many times did I just have sex?

What's the average skin temperature of my... eggplant?

What's my girth?

How many different positions did I just conquer?
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