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Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:12 am to 19
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I don't need yet another entity reminding me how much I suck in bed or how small my pecker is.
But now you can share that info with your friends.
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Users "will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:13 am to Tiger Prawn
I laughed a bout that too. i already tell people I have a small pecker and suck in bed so i don't have expectations to live up to
. I'd hate for that to be reinforced to the world on Facebook.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:14 am to Tiger Prawn
quote:its about time
The i-Con Smart Condom is like a FitBit, but for your penis
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:17 am to Hammertime
Does it vibrate like a cock ring?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:17 am to tke857
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75 for one? frick that.
Just like a regular condom, I'm sure you can use it more than once.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:22 am to Tiger Prawn
quote:I'm picturing it like a Super Mario game where you get a shite load of coins and then the the theme music for a boss battle starts playing as you're banging away.
Wonder if it gives bonus points for PIIHB
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:22 am to Hammertime
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Is it reusable?
That is what I was wondering. $75 for a one time thing? Kinda stiff.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:23 am to Tiger Prawn
Is there an online leader board?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:27 am to Tiger Prawn
At this point I'm more concerned about efficiency than I am about speed.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:29 am to Janky
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Kinda stiff.
it would be hard to pony up that much for a condom
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:29 am to Janky
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That is what I was wondering. $75 for a one time thing? Kinda stiff.
I see what you did there
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:32 am to Tiger Prawn
What they need is a GoPro attachment so you can rewatch game film
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:35 am to Tiger Prawn
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Data includes duration of intercourse, calories burnt, number and speed of thrusts, girth measurements, and different positions used per week, month or year.
If the device cannot determine whether or not I am having sex alone, my data could be impressive.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:35 am to Tiger Prawn
they should have just called it a dicbit. I don't need measurable statistics to let me know I am a sexual god, my wife tells me all the time, I know she is lying but hey doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:44 am to GaryMyMan
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Is there an online leader board?
Since its going to have an iPhone app, they could put it with Apple's Game Center leader boards.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:49 am to Tiger Prawn
Do they have a large size?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:59 am to Tiger Prawn
At first I was like, oh this is so awesome.
And then I was like, oh it's still a condom.
No thanks, I'm out.
And then I was like, oh it's still a condom.
No thanks, I'm out.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:37 pm to Tiger Prawn
I'm totally gonna try this.
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According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:
What's my thrust velocity?
How fast are my thrusts?
How many calories did that sesh just burn?
How many times did I just have sex?
What's the average skin temperature of my... eggplant?
What's my girth?
How many different positions did I just conquer?
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