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world's first "smart condom"
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:47 am
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:47 am
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How many of yall gonna spend $75 on a rubber that rates your sexual performance? Wonder if it gives bonus points for PIIHB
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A British company claims to have created the world’s first “smart condom” which rates blokes performances and helps detects STIs
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The i-Con Smart Condom is like a FitBit, but for your penis. It provides all the statistics men need to assess their sexual prowess. Data includes duration of intercourse, calories burnt, number and speed of thrusts, girth measurements, and different positions used per week, month or year.
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Over 90,000 people have already pre-ordered the product which will be released later this year at the price of £59.99.
How many of yall gonna spend $75 on a rubber that rates your sexual performance? Wonder if it gives bonus points for PIIHB
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Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:48 am to Tiger Prawn
i con?
I con you out of money. Is this like that paying to create a big hole game?
I con you out of money. Is this like that paying to create a big hole game?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:50 am to Tiger Prawn
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How many of yall gonna spend $75 on a rubber that rates your sexual performance?
Depends on if it can be programmed to lie or not.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:50 am to Tiger Prawn
But does it tell you if she poked holes in it?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:50 am to Tiger Prawn
$75 for one? frick that. Then again cant remember the last time I put one of those uncomfortable frickers on.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:50 am to Tiger Prawn
Don't need a condom when you PIIHB
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:51 am to Tiger Prawn
Sounds cool, informative, and helpful.
Annnnndddd I'm out.
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girth measurements
Annnnndddd I'm out.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:51 am to NawlinsTiger9
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:54 am to Tiger Prawn
I don't need yet another entity reminding me how much I suck in bed or how small my pecker is.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:55 am to 19
I wonder if it could detect if a BBC has visited.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:56 am to Tiger Prawn
Oh man this is literally the last thing I need.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:58 am to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:Yeah it comes with a leak detection system, called leakwarn.
But does it tell you if she poked holes in it?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:59 am to Tiger Prawn
I'm hung up on one thing. It's reusable obviously if it gives you monthly stats.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Is it dishwasher safe?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:00 am to Clyde Tipton
quote:nice
I'm hung
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:02 am to LZ83
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I wonder if it could detect if a BBC has visited.
yes, that's what the echo chamber feature is
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:05 am to Tiger Prawn
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The ring - which comes with a one year warranty - is worn at the base of the condom, is adjustable for size, and can be worn again and again.
there you go. Not a full condom but a ring you put at the base of your dick.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:06 am to LZ83
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:07 am to Tiger Prawn
For 60 bucks that fricker better lie to me and tell me I'm a sex god and the biggest she's ever had.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:08 am to Warfarer
so its a cock ring?
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:09 am to tke857
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so its a cock ring?
That is what it reads like to me.
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