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WORLD CUP: Star's sex therapist wife urges team to masturbate

Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:48 pm


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A sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper Rui Patricio is urging hubby and his teammates to masturbate as a way to win the World Cup.


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She believes soccer stars who toss one off will be more chilled out and less stressed than abstainers from the joy of self-love. In the sporting world, it’s been a touchy subject. Some coaches order their players to abstain from sex while others encourage it.


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She added: “Nothing positive can come from abstinence.”


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Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:50 pm to
Can she lend a hand?
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:51 pm to
She could give me therapy
Posted by Pepe Lepew
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:52 pm to
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She added: “Nothing positive can come from abstinence.”


Except no alimony payments
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:56 pm to
Maybe she could make one of those “jerk off encouragement videos”.

A friend of mine told me those existed. I have never watched one.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:48 pm to
If that was all there was to it, I could have powered a team to victory the last 11 World Cups.
Posted by Croacka
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:49 pm to
They won’t be abstaining


But they probably won’t be jerking off either
Posted by SeeeeK
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

Maybe she could make one of those “jerk off encouragement videos”. A friend of mine told me those existed. I have never watched one.


you should, they are quite funny, the broads are such try hards.
Posted by Tom Thumb
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:55 pm to
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 11:47 am
Posted by Croacka
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:56 pm to
14 days?


Is that a long time?
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:57 pm to
I'm in dire need of a 1 on 1 session
Posted by Tom Thumb
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:57 pm to
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 11:47 am
Posted by PrimeTime Money
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:58 pm to
How is a woman going to tell a man what it’s like to have a dick.
Posted by Barstools
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:21 pm to
Not worth getting testicular cancer.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:24 pm to
I had a very strict no masturbation policy on nights before games during HS and college. Makes your legs weak, IMO.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:29 pm to
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I have gone on NoFap multiple times and I always seemed to get a lot out of it. Last streak was 14 days and I honestly felt great. I would recommend everyone look into it. There are definitely benefits.






My Lord did you suffer.


I did 119 days in EBRPP and didn't jack off once.

Had two wet dreams. They were great.
Posted by Sao
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:46 pm to

I've tried and believe me, you can't masturbate only using your feet.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:51 pm to
some say no fap makes you stronger

which is it?
Posted by dcrews
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 10:53 pm to
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She added: “Nothing positive can come from abstinence.”


I like her attitude
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